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iBlonde

Putting the 'sensual' back into nonconsensual

About Me


Sometimes we have to do stupid , dangerous things in order to figure out who we are. Sometimes we have to do foolish things in order to learn a lesson or two about life .
'Adam snd Simon'® decided one rainy day last year at rehearsals to give me a new middle name. I bought 2 drinks at once to save waiting around at the bar, so they named me "Nicola 'two drinks' Illing". Then they decided to give me a new name every 2 weeks, to add to my current name...
At present, my full name is:
Nicola 'two drinks' 'stone and a half' 'traitor to the car parking space' 'nobhead' 'BB' 'chowmein' 'wibble-wobble' 'unforgettable' 'victoria sponge' 'frisky at new year's' 'hickinbottom' 'felt up on the mez' 'no knickers' 'can't get into a 206 glamorously' 'I want my money back' 'two poppadums' 'everything comes in twos' 'everything's coming up roses' 'pass me another burger' 'I'll clean all the springs' 'dairy milk' 'Are we all in' 'Barry Almost' Illing.
Stay tuned for more of my name...
I'm a friendly, warm, caring girl, a little bit sensitive, sometimes too sensitive for her own good, and gets trodden on way too much to be allowed. I'd like to think there are at least a few men out there who want to look past your typically 'hot' girls who just wants to mess them around, and actually want somebody who won't be a bitch and treat them like shit. But it appears not.
30 Things You Might Not Know!! by ktwalter73
What are you listening to right now?: The Simpsons movie in the background
What was the last thing you ate?: take away from the Ki Ban, *drool*
If you were a crayon what color would you be?: Dark Green
How is the weather right now?: Freezing and rainy. It's bloody August!
What color is your underwear right now?: Black
Some random customer: Paul
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Eyes, love the eyes :)
Favorite type of food?: KFC
Do you drink?: Yup
Ever got so drunk you dont remember?: Not really, it'd take a lot
What color are your eyes?: Blue
Single?: Aye
Favorite month?: It was August til this year...
Last movie you watched?: Apart from Simpsons right now, I went to see The Mummy at the cinema this week
Favorite day of the week?: Sunday
Are you too shy to ask someone out?: Usually, there are exceptions though
Hugs or Kissess?: Bit of both
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate
What books are you reading?: Nothing right now
Piercings?: Ears
Favorite movie?: Die Hard/Pulp Fiction
Any pets?: Sometimes have a dog
AIM?. MSN, thankyouverymuch
Dogs or Cats?: Dogs
Favorite flower?: Don't have one, haven't been given enough to decide :D
Have you ever fired a gun?: Replica, yes. Hit a can too :p
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?: Prefer car
Right handed or left handed?: Righty
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2. 4 on the bed though
Are you missing someone?: Kinda yeah ;)
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Robyn is my best friend, I love her very very much. I especially love how she can't say Ermintrude without having to think about it first. If she says it too quick it comes out 'Merdentrude'. I love her -x-
Buy Gareth Rafferty's book 'Barry's Barnet (published by Leaf Books) 32 pages of glorious story by the fantabulous writer we all love to love: Raffy. Much love to Raffy for becoming a published writer or whatever you call yourself now, Mr Big shot with all the cars and whores he wants...THREE CHEERS FOR RAFFY!
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My Interests

I looove:
Acting, singing, being silly, having fun with my friends, stand up comedy, playing World of Warcraft, speaking in broken Spanish to confuse, daydreaming about the future, driving in the Summer, hugging people, drinking tea at my computer, Neighbours, being an Alto, 'cause harmonizing is teh win, finding a cold spot on the pillow, post-its, taking photos, actually STICKING to a diet = r0xx0r, starting Python quote spam-sessions on Warcraft, TEA, squishing people on Grand Theft Auto

I'd like to meet:

Ohh I don't know. Somebody who would be absolutely lovely to me, care about me, and treat me nicely. That'd be perfect. Yet to find that person, as all the guys who make contact with me seem to like me for a bit, then completely lose interest and I'm left dangling. Story of my life.

Let's move onto famous people I'd like to meet:

David Tennant :D
He's so suave and sexy, gorgeous eyes, and...nice arse :D

Richard Hammond
He drives fast cars. He blows things up. He's cute and charming, I want him.


Alan Rickman

One of the best actors in the world. Me want.

Michael Palin
Ok, I already have met this person (and told him he was fit in Life of Brian as the ex-leper, I made Michael Palin bewildered!) but I'd like to meet him again, cause he truly is 'The nicest Python' TM hehe

Music:

There's lots I like, and lots I don't like.

Not keen on R&B, garage, house (I believe that's what they call them, naming music after parts of a house...it'll be bathroom and kitchen next...)

But I love rock, and all different types of rock at that. A bit of metal here, a bit of pop rock there, and a dash of punk. I'm also a geek for showtunes, musicals, and girly mushy stuff.

Fave bands include but are definitely not limited to:
:: Arctic Monkeys
:: Dirty Pretty Things
:: Foo Fighters
:: Green Day
:: Kooks
:: Lost Prophets
:: Maroon 5
:: Orson
:: Panic! At The Disco
:: Raconteurs
:: Razorlight
:: Red Hot Chili Peppers
:: Snow Patrol
:: System of a Down
:: We Are Scientists

Movies:

Die Hard, Dogma, Clerks, Sleepless in Seattle, Harry Potter, Bridget Jones, Pulp Fiction, Titanic, Hitch, Ice Age, Blow Dry

Television:

Doctor Who, Green Wing, Scrubs, Monty Python, Top Gear, QI, Spaced, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Desperate Housewives, Neighbours, Friends, Frasier

Books:

Harry Potter, the Da Vinci Code, random trashy books free with Cosmo, Anna Karenina, A Midsummer Night's Dream

Heroes:

Alan Rickman, David Tennant, Richard Hammond, Michael Palin (And all the other Pythons too :D ) My parents and Robyn = best mate in the world.

My Blog

It’s showtime! Remember Remember the...yeah.

Ok I haven't posted a bulletin in forever, mainly because whenever anything interesting happens, I forget to write it down and go and do something else, and forget it forever.So, since the last post, ...
Posted by iBlonde on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:34:00 PST

Is this supposed to be Summer?

I seriously wanted to headdesk myself to death today.  Customer wanted 2 rooms, both with a sea view.  Fine, except we only had one left, and a normal room.  It seemed the lady wanted m...
Posted by iBlonde on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:42:00 PST

It's July, innit!

Next 2 days off.  Kerrang Legends on the radio.  Beautiful sunshine.  Wearing my first bikini (with men's huge swimming shorts :D).  Not sticking to my diet properly and still losi...
Posted by iBlonde on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:14:00 PST

May in a nutshell. Fake May, that is...

Ooh, I completely forgot May :SThis can be May's post, and I'll do another at the end of June I think."What happened to Nicky last month?", I hear you say...Well, I'm still at Thomson, obviously, lear...
Posted by iBlonde on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:30:00 PST

Woo, Saturday off!

First Saturday off in aaaages, so I'm going to do the thing I love the most and that is wake up at about 9.30-10.00, get a cup of tea and some toast, and watch Saturday Kitchen.  I like to think ...
Posted by iBlonde on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:12:00 PST

Mad March Blog

Weeeeell, it's March now, and it's all change for me.Last week I handed my notice in at B&Q, where I've been working for the last 2 years (longest job I've had yet!) and next Monday I'll be starti...
Posted by iBlonde on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:44:00 PST

Please, builders, go away. I beg you...

Greetings one and all, and welcome to Blog number...um.Anyway, yes, welcome.Tonight I am stationed at my computer, with my curtains slightly askew so I can see onto the drive.  Specifically to se...
Posted by iBlonde on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:21:00 PST

New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour...

Read "New York City" as "Halesowen", and you've got it.  B&Q had a little power cut today, it was a bit creepy, but not as bad as the last time I remember, about 7-8pm, that was reeeeeally ho...
Posted by iBlonde on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:52:00 PST

It's nicer in the chorus (35 people can't be wrong)

It's funny how taking a week out of your drab, boring life to do something you love can make you think. Garry came to see the show on Friday.  He left last year (but he'll be back, he keeps leav...
Posted by iBlonde on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:09:00 PST

A big bag of random. And Warcraft. Woot.

Two very odd things came out of Becki's mouth today. 1)  Why are your eyes blue? 2)  You're a really nice person.   You're going to get loads of flowers when you die. Um....cheer...
Posted by iBlonde on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 03:16:00 PST