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Bong Kong (it might be joe)

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About Me

ANNAUL AMERICAN DEATHS FROM: TOBACCO....400,000---ALCOHOL....100,000---ALL LEGAL DRUGS....20,000---ALL ILLEGAL DRUGS....15,000---CAFFEINE....2,000---ASPIRIN...500---MARIJU ANA...0(NO ONE HAS EVER DIED FROM INGESTING ANY TYPE OF CANNABIS) ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------------- I'm your mild mannered 19 year old who enjoys exposing govermental hypocrisy, sensi buds, bondage, and ladies(especially naked ones). I just moved to Florida for the second time in my life from Jersey, in the time i was gone i was just starting to forget how fucking hot it actually is here Ft. Bumblefuck. i traded in an alcoholic father to come live with my brother, a mother, and step father with a bankroll so big it could choke a donkey(he is a doctor). I hate most things, so i have decided to alleviate my situation by moving from the land of humidity and disney to the only place in the world with pot and prostitution below sealevel,der Nederlanden(hey kids, that means the netherlands in dutch!...idiots,particularly Amsterdam or The Hague). i like beautiful ladies, all kinds and colors(there is no reason to discriminate my prejudice friends!), and beautiful mary-jane, all kinds and colors(there is abso-Fucking-lutley no reason for its illegality, its unconstitutional for it to be so, the tyranny and bullshit has gone on long enough and its time for social change, so lets riot and set fucking fires, Tenacious D knows). Peace Bitches. P.S.-Good luck in jail Uncle, you'll be out soon, and then we'll smoke a big bowl! R.I.P. Pop-Pop 1917-2007

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My Interests

Light felony offenses, gardening, hiking, bridge at the senior center, chillin with my homies and bustin caps in whities ass.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone in 311, my kids if i have any (the trip to Russia is still a bit blurry), and anyone who is not a sister fucking redneck in Fort Myers

Music:

311 is the fucking shit, then comes Sublime, followed by nas, the offspring, zepplin, pink floyd, the beatles, bone thugs,eagles, cool calm pete, disturbed, korn, the notorious b.i.g., rush, supertramp, jurassic 5, everyone in the marley family especially bob, queen, wu-tang clan, nirvana, elton john, afroman, billy joel,aphex twin, thievery corporation, braintax, jhest, and all kinds of other shit, any genre it really doesnt matter.

Movies:

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,green street hooligans,blow, tenacious d:the pod, any enlish gangster movies, borat, trailer park boys, da ali g movie: in da house, i like wes craven a bit, and m. night shamylan.

Television:

Trailer Park Boys, South Park, and Ghost Hunters.

Books:

why marijuana should be legal, pot planet, the emporer wears no clothes, anything about growing plants, or ancient roman greek or egyptian history.

Heroes:

Ed Rosenthal, Gorge Cervantes, and Mark Emery, and any and all cannabis freedom activists who are currently encarcerated under out-dated assinine laws. As well as all those who suffer without their herb as medicine because the fed. government says its a drug as dangerous as heroine or cocaine.

My Blog

je m'ennuie de vie

i just got back from a kick ass vacation with my cousin kevin and other kevin in melbourne. we smoked, we drank, we fished, we played godfather on x-box until our eyes bled. it was productive, but now...
Posted by Bong Kong (it might be joe) on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:54:00 PST

day off

its my day off so i'am just spending time around the house, smoking joints, writing blogs and thats about it .nothing exciting has happened latley, i have just been working, trying to save up for the ...
Posted by Bong Kong (it might be joe) on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:11:00 PST

staurday at twilight.

its saturday and i'm sitting in feont of my computer blazed and bored. i just smoked a finley rolled joint of some kind haze and felt like writing. work isn't bad, i have a few friends there but i fee...
Posted by Bong Kong (it might be joe) on Sun, 06 May 2007 04:55:00 PST

its been awhile

i had strep throat for about a week, and im just lazy so i have not been on much latley. ill get right to it, new mexico governor and presidential candidate bill richardson signed a medical pot bill i...
Posted by Bong Kong (it might be joe) on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:39:00 PST