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FOR THE GIRLS A poem for us .... I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And i justify Any shoping spree. Don't go to the barber but a beauty solon. I can get a massage with out a hard-on. I can balnce the cheak book. I can pump my own gass. I can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass My beauty's a masterpiece And yes , it takes long. At least i can admit, to others when im wrong. I dont drive in circles, at any cost And i dont have a problem, admitting im lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it I'm usaully late I don't watch alot of movies with lots of gore Don't need instant replay to remember a score I wont lose my hair I won't get jock itch And just cuz i'm assertive Don't call me a bitch don't tell ur friends oh yeah, i can get her In your dreams ,My dear I can do better! Flowers are okay But jewerly's best. Look at me you idiot ... not at my chest??? I dont have a problem Expressing my feelings I know when ur lying You look at the ceiling DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK, I am a WOMEN Get it?, you DICK!!!