Bernard (a.k.a. Travis Bickle)

About Me

I drive a Bentley, I bench press 600 pounds, I have an I.Q. of 220, I wipe my ass with $100 dollar bills, my pinky ring will blind you,(I'm sooo hood it's ridiculous)I speak 10 languages, I have an 18 inch penis, I've been to the moon twice And I never lie to women.

My Interests

... hatin'

I'd like to meet:

Cougars! Or, women who admire cougars. Or, daughters of cougars. Or, women who aspire to be cougars.

Music:

FUNK

Movies:

.... Angel Heart, Heavenly Creatures, Jesus Son, City of god, Blade Runner, Devil in a Blue Dress.

Television:

Jeopardy, The Andy Griffith Show,Peoples Court, Man vs. Wild (and other Discovery Channel shows) The History Channel, Full House,The Adult Swim,Matlock,Espn and M*A*S*H.

Books:

It's not about me. by b.c.

Heroes:

Bobby Brown, Gregory Hines and Orenthal James Simpson.