I'm the notorious Jenn!
I'm loud, oppionated, moody,
and I don't take lightly to disrespect.I won't hesitate to handle some shit,
better yet,
shut some mouths!
Just know this!I'm a mother!
I never knew I could feel such love and joy.
He has become everything I've ever wanted,
and I will do any and everything within my power to protect him.I'm crazy, nuts, off the wall, whatever! It's ME!
Love it or leave it!
I have a very "original" sense of humor.
You either keep up with me,
or get left in the dust
scratching your head,
saying "What the FUCK?"
If you dare, this is me!!!
*JESUS is my Lord and Savior!
*I have an amazing son named Michael. He's my life!
*I'm a writer
*I am an extremely passionate person. I love intensely and hate viciously.
*I'm very intune with my emotions
*I'm actually a very sensitive person
*I DON'T lie!!
*I have a bad temper, but I have been trying to control it better.
*I have trust issues, I've been lied to too many times
*Once you lie to me, I can never trust you again, and I WILL find out!
*I'll do anything for my family and those I call friends
*If I tell you "I Love You", I mean it with all that I am!
*I have done everything within my power to eliminate all unecessary drama from my life.
*YES, I have big boobs! I'm aware.
*I say whatever comes to mind, and regret very little of it
*I'm an OFF-BRAND baby
*I need my music fix, daily!
*I like to talk, ALOT!
*As cliche as it is,
I'm really NOT like ANY other chick you know!
BET!!
-My son, mother, Randee and our doggie Dutch.
-Spending time & playing with my son
-Hanging out with Tara & Brit. Even talking to them on the phone is always a good time. Tara & I complete eachothers crazy! And as far as Brit and I, we hope the others heart hurts..daily.<3
-Animals
-Making people laugh
-Tattoos
-Coffee from Dunkin' Donuts!
-Watching the Ravens!!
-Stand up comedy
-Being sarcastic & witty
-Reading novels & poetry
-Playing Sims 3
-Picking scabs. Yes I know..I'm weird
-My son, mother, or any of my close friends being hurt, upset or in pain. It tears me apart.
-DISRESPECT, to me , my mother, my son, and my close friends. It's grounds for a nice ass whoppin'!
-Being in pain all of the time and not being able to run around with my son because of it.
-Cunts that have children, but are NOTHING of a mother to them, or see their child as a burden! It's YOUR child you moronic whore!! You don't deserve to have such a precious gift.
-PEOPLE THAT MISTREAT, NEGLECT OR ABUSE CHILDREN AND/OR ANIMALS, YOUR FUCKING PATHETIC!
-SNORING
-Sweating
-BUGS!!!
-FAKES! LIARS! CHEATS! FUCK YOU ALL!
-STUPID ASS PEOPLE!!
-MY PERIOD
-People that talk a bunch of hard shit, but when it's time to act..NOTHING!
-Little ass BOYS that THINK they're men. You ALL have NO idea what being a man is. -Lip hair, leg hair, arm hair, basically any hair that isn't on my head, or my eyebrows is an unecessary inconvience!
-Being ignored and interupted
-Frizzy hair
-People with NO sense of humor
-MOST chicks. Just about ALL
-Butt sex...lol...no joke though, it's gross!
-Headaches, upset stomaches, STRESS!
-Toenail gunk
-Bologna
