I'm the notorious Jenn! I'm loud, oppionated, moody, and I don't take lightly to disrespect.I won't hesitate to handle some shit, better yet, shut some mouths! Just know this!I'm a mother! I never knew I could feel such love and joy. He has become everything I've ever wanted, and I will do any and everything within my power to protect him.I'm crazy, nuts, off the wall, whatever! It's ME! Love it or leave it! I have a very "original" sense of humor. You either keep up with me, or get left in the dust scratching your head, saying "What the FUCK?"
If you dare, this is me!!!
*JESUS is my Lord and Savior! *I have an amazing son named Michael. He's my life! *I'm a writer *I am an extremely passionate person. I love intensely and hate viciously. *I'm very intune with my emotions *I'm actually a very sensitive person *I DON'T lie!! *I have a bad temper, but I have been trying to control it better. *I have trust issues, I've been lied to too many times *Once you lie to me, I can never trust you again, and I WILL find out! *I'll do anything for my family and those I call friends *If I tell you "I Love You", I mean it with all that I am! *I have done everything within my power to eliminate all unecessary drama from my life. *YES, I have big boobs! I'm aware. *I say whatever comes to mind, and regret very little of it *I'm an OFF-BRAND baby *I need my music fix, daily! *I like to talk, ALOT! *As cliche as it is, I'm really NOT like ANY other chick you know! BET!!
-My son, mother, Randee and our doggie Dutch. -Spending time & playing with my son -Hanging out with Tara & Brit. Even talking to them on the phone is always a good time. Tara & I complete eachothers crazy! And as far as Brit and I, we hope the others heart hurts..daily.<3 -Animals -Making people laugh -Tattoos -Coffee from Dunkin' Donuts! -Watching the Ravens!! -Stand up comedy -Being sarcastic & witty -Reading novels & poetry -Playing Sims 3 -Picking scabs. Yes I know..I'm weird
-My son, mother, or any of my close friends being hurt, upset or in pain. It tears me apart. -DISRESPECT, to me , my mother, my son, and my close friends. It's grounds for a nice ass whoppin'! -Being in pain all of the time and not being able to run around with my son because of it. -Cunts that have children, but are NOTHING of a mother to them, or see their child as a burden! It's YOUR child you moronic whore!! You don't deserve to have such a precious gift. -PEOPLE THAT MISTREAT, NEGLECT OR ABUSE CHILDREN AND/OR ANIMALS, YOUR FUCKING PATHETIC! -SNORING -Sweating -BUGS!!! -FAKES! LIARS! CHEATS! FUCK YOU ALL! -STUPID ASS PEOPLE!! -MY PERIOD -People that talk a bunch of hard shit, but when it's time to act..NOTHING! -Little ass BOYS that THINK they're men. You ALL have NO idea what being a man is. -Lip hair, leg hair, arm hair, basically any hair that isn't on my head, or my eyebrows is an unecessary inconvience! -Being ignored and interupted -Frizzy hair -People with NO sense of humor -MOST chicks. Just about ALL -Butt sex...lol...no joke though, it's gross! -Headaches, upset stomaches, STRESS! -Toenail gunk -Bologna
