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I Swear Tractors Is So Dumb

I was told practice makes perfect, so I practiced. Then I was told nobody's perfect, so I stopped pr

About Me


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What else is there to say about me. First off, I'm an author with two books out, "Time...To Begin" and "Double Time", which was released in April 2006. I have a separate myspace site which is located on my friends' list. By all means go over and sign up as a friend.
When I'm not on here, which by some people's account is way TOO MUCH, *smile* I'm usually out walking/running and the occasional bike ride, when up to it.
I can also be found on the Instant Messengers. If you have any of the big four: Yahoo, ICQ, AIM, or even MSN, yell at me and I'll chat with you on there.
I'm a big time Dallas Cowboys fan, along with the Indiana Pacers. Yeah, I know how come you're not a Spurs fan since you live in San Antonio. Well I use to be but not anymore.
I am a laid back person and all you have to do is just ask me a question and I'll be more than glad to respond to it.
Go to Amazon.com or Barnes and Noble and look for them. Remember it goes to a worthy cause...ME!Your results:
You are Chekov Chekov 75% Will Riker 65% James T. Kirk (Captain) 65% Uhura 60% Beverly Crusher 60% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 50% Geordi LaForge 45% Mr. Sulu 45% Deanna Troi 40% Mr. Scott 40% Jean-Luc Picard 40% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 35% Spock 32% Data 22% Worf 20% Brash, rash and hasty,
but everyone loves you.
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My Interests

Walking, running, bike riding, bowling, football, basketball, hockey, soccer, baseball, tennis,writing and drawing.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met myself, is there anything else? Nope. Ok, since you twisted my arm. I'd like to meet Paul McCartney. Then I'd like to meet those who said I couldn't write a book, pissed me off and said I wouldn't amount to anything, then ram it down their throat. How do you like ME now?

I was bitter towards my ex-girlfriends, but I got tired of hearing false acquisations and stuff that never happened to begin. They have to live with judgement, not me. I have gotten over it and feel better now.

I would to meet all of my MySpace friends on here when I have my first big book signing. I'll bring the Sharpie folks!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Johnnie
Birthday: February 27th
Birthplace: San Antonio, TX
Current Location: San Antonio, TX
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: White/Caucasian
The Shoes You Wore Today: House Shoes
Your Weakness: Puppy Dogs and the Winnie The Pooh Song
Your Fears: Growing old rapidly
Your Perfect Pizza: Any pizza I make
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish my next book
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, lmao, etc.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Wow - it's 3pm!"
Your Best Physical Feature: my babyface
Your Bedtime: just before sunrise
Your Most Missed Memory: graduation
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Hell Yes!
Do you Sing: In private.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Of course.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done it...got the two degrees to prove it.
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Unfortunately - yes.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah
Are you a Health Freak: To a point...
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Keyboards and Bass Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on : No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No - but I do love Oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yuck - no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In my sleep with my loved one next to me.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Well known and respected by the world.
What country would you most like to Visit: England.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Brown
Short or Long Hair: in between
Height: 5'3
Weight: doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: anything casual
Number of I have taken: ?
Number of CDs I own: over 100
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many things to count.

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Music:

60's thru 80's. 90's music sucked. Beatles, Rolling Stones, Queen, Duran Duran, Asia, Pink Floyd, U2, HIM, KISS, Journey,Big Reel Fish, Green Day, The Who, etc.

Movies:

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Star Wars Trliogy, Star Trek, Jackass: The Movie, Jackass: Number Two, BASEketball, The Hunt For Red October, Planet Of The Apes, Forrest Gump, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Team America - World Police, Transformers, Harry Potter, Bachelor Party, etc.

Television:

South Park, Jerry Springer, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Family Guy, Futurama, Seinfeld, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, MXC, Married...With Children, Murder...She Wrote, Deadliest Catch, Cheaters, Robot Chicken, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Gene Simmons' Family Jewels, Meerkat Manor, Crocodile Hunter, and Chappelle's Show.

Books:

Any book by Janet Evanovich, she's my favorite author, present company of course. Recently, I got into the "Harry Potter" series, but I haven't started reading them just yet, but I hope to soon. *Smile*. And of course, how I could forget "Time...To Begin" and "Double Time". (Only cause I wrote them both.)

Heroes:

Me, Myself and I. I can't think of a better trio. Haha.