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Smooth As A Car Crash

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About Me

My name is Jon. I curse too much, drink too much, and smoke too much. I often say what everyones thinking but wont themselves. I'm arrogant and cocky, sometimes too much for my own good. Born and raised in Jersey, and yea i have one of those ridiculous accents, but usually only when i drink. Music narrates my life, and believe that the point of every song lies within the second verse. I hate drama and liars, and don't really enjoy being alone. im constantly surrounded by friends, but im real easy to talk to.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Taking BackPanic!Matchbook RomanceSpill CanvasEarly NovemberThursdayDashboardIncubusChili peppersFall Out BoySenses FailMy Chemical RomanceModest MouseGreen DayHalifax311All American RejectsEve 6Maroon 5

Television:


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Heroes:


What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Water
Beverage (alc) ? Budweiser
Color ? Blue
Food ? Italian
Item of clothing ? White-t's, shorts
Meal of the day ? Lunch
Feature on yourself ? eyes
Quality in a guy/girl ? legs
Phrase ? heyyy bro
Song ? thats amore
Musical Artist/Band ? too many
Sport ? dont have one
Movie ? lion king
TV Show ? dont know
Radio Station ? ...
Type of Chocolate ? milk chocolate
Eye Color ? green/blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? dog
Smoke ? yes
Drink ? yes
Have any piercings ? no
Have any tatoos ? not yet
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend no
Had sex ? yes
Gone streaking ? yes
Gone skinny dipping ? yes
Been to Europe ? for 6 hours
Been to an island ? thailand
Had stitches ? yea
Broken any bones ? nah...luckily
Been stabbed/shot ? prolly should have, but nah
Slept until after 12:00 ? hell yea
Stayed up all night ? too often
Danced like a whore ? lookin for a good time?
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? almost, once
Turned down a dare ? never, unless it meant jailtime
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? dunno id say its pretty fair
Is the prettiest ? ...
Is the most handsom ? i am, damnit
Is the loudest ? ...that might be me too
Is the craziest ? dunno
Is the most shy ? dunno
Is the most loving ? nobody
Is the most understanding ? prolly jess
Is the most boring ? nobody
Is the richest ? dunno...i know its a chick tho
Is the most athletic ? id say its equal
Is the most cocky ? ...me...
Is the biggest sex icon ? val
Is the most wordly/cultured ? not sure
Do you look up to the most ? my brothers
Do you tell everything to ? jess
Has the best clothes ? not sure...but this ones a girl too
Has the best house ? far as i know, conor or dustin
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? sure why not
Kiss someone of the same sex ? ....whoa...
Cheat on someone you love ? never
Run away from home ? not anymore
Lie to your parents ? not over sumthin serious
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? if i had to
Lie to your best friend ? again if i had to
Give a homeless person money ? yes
Run from the police ? yes
Bungee jump ? hell yea
Sky dive ? hell yea again
Cross dress ? ....whoa....again
Be an exotic dancer ? yea
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? no, gettin caught sucks
Scuba dive ? yea
Go rock climbing ? yea
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? detroit
Bologna ? fooooood
Hott ? girls
Orange ? nickelodeon
Real world ? mtv
Fuck ? obvious
Jack ? jack in the box,
Cucumber ? salad
Hip-Hop ? ballllinnn
Uniform ? navy
UniCORN ! ? gay
Rainbow ? lucky charms
Clown ? bozo
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