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Jesse

It's not about winning, Sebastian.

About Me

This is pretty much the same expression plastered across my face most days - sarcastic and scolding.

Anyway... I'm also a graduate of USC's School of Cinema and Television that wants to be a professional (i.e. paid) screenwriter. Oh, and I know I have way too many videos on my profile page, but whatever, DEAL WITH IT. Kthanksbye!The GAP - Boyfriend Trousers Commercial

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My Interests

Best skits EVER. Oh, and love, sex, death, movies, music, myself, people, relationships, Lindsay Lohan, hot stuff, pretty things, sunsets, friends, glamour, glitter, Starbucks

I'd like to meet:

Perfect people. (Reese Witherspoon, Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Rachel McAdams, Jennifer Aniston, Evan Rachel Wood, Amanda Bynes, Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie, for instance... wow, this list is getting SO LONG.)I'm also open to meeting perfectly trashy people. (They know who they are.)As for everyone else, well... we'll just have to see.

Music:

The Killers, The Strokes, My Chemical Romance, The Weakerthans, Mika, Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen, Tahiti 80, Imogen Heap, New Order, 311, Jem, No Doubt, DMB, Modest Mouse, Coldplay, Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, Rooney, The Bravery, Green Day, The Cure, Joy Division, Joy Electric, Nikki Costa, Chet Baker

Movies:

Cruel Intentions, Mean Girls, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Beetlejuice, Closer, My Best Friend's Wedding, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, The Royal Tenenbaums, Postcards from the Edge, Jerry Maguire, To Die For, Out of Sight, Contact, The Squid and the Whale, Fearless, Lantana, Living Out Loud, Heathers, The Wizard, Drop Dead Gorgeous

Television:

The O.C., The Comeback, Friends, Seinfeld, Desperate Housewives, Lost, 30 Rock and Arrested Development

Books:

The Virgin Suicides (Honestly, the best book EVER), Flowers for Algernon, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Dandelion Wine, The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter and, of course, The Catcher in the Rye.Uh, I mean... books? What are those?

Heroes:

Paul Newman. Seriously, the man is a God.Oh, and Bette Davis, Angela Lansbury, Meryl Streep, George Clooney, Reese Witherspoon, River Phoenix, Lisa Kudrow and Tina Fey.

My Blog

Trailer of the Week - Part 25

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Posted by Jesse on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:38:00 PST

Trailer of the Week - Part 24

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Trailer of the Week - Part 23

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Trailer of the Week - Part 22

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Trailer of the Week - Part 21

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Trailer of the Week - Part 20

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Trailer of the Week - Part 19

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Trailer of the Week - Part 18

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Posted by Jesse on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:47:00 PST

Trailer of the Week - Part 17

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Posted by Jesse on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:43:00 PST

Trailer of the Week - Part 16

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Posted by Jesse on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:21:00 PST