MyGen
Profile GeneratorBeing a sad fu**er, I think Excel spreadsheets are my best friends. I balance this tragic existence with hitting calf skin and a copper, tin and silver alloy really hard with two sticks. I do both fairly well. Love that I can't put my finger on why I like music, love the certainty of knowing 2+2 is 4. That's the circle of life right there. Elton John is a poet and prophet. Believe it.
My main talent is being exceptionally good at being mediocre at everything. Except for acting and painting/drawing. Can't do it, won't do it, absolutely sh*t at it.
Actually, the only thing I'm not mediocre at is swearing. I'm f**king brilliant at swearing. I won't do it in front of your mother, though. First rule of entertainment: know your audience.
