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About Me


Create your own Friend Quiz hereSome stuff about me...... let's see. I'm a middle aged mother of 14. I still live at home. I was married to Michael Jackson briefly until he found out that all of my younger kids are girls. Then he divorced me and broke my heart. And I lost my right leg in 'nam.
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Name: If you don't know, get the hell off of my site. lol
Birthday: May 13
Birthplace: Monteray(sp?), California
Current Location: my basement
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: my dad is adopted, so I don't know about that half. And my mom's family is from West Virginia.... they don't keep track of that shit.
The Shoes You Wore Today: my boots
Your Weakness: humor
Your Fears: ending up alone, dying at the hands of someone else, and ending up not doing anything useful with my life
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting a job, get a car, drive lol, find love, and get over my fear of singing
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: 10 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't know. my eyes maybe??
Your Bedtime: whenever I feel like it lol
Your Most Missed Memory: sleepovers at Amanda's with Tonya and Tom
Pepsi or Coke: depends on the mood
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: as long as I have fun who cares
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ew
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, cappuccinos are gross
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: hell no
Do you Sing: I love to sing, in front of people, no
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: depends on the day
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if I'm reading in the car
Do you think you are Attractive: depends on the day
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: depends on the day
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yes!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: it's flipping new years!!!
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on : on....... finish the sentence and we'll talk
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: lol no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes I have, and i know I'm going to miss it
In the past month have you been Dumped: I don't know..... it was mutual, but he brought the subject up so......
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'm sure I've stolen a pen or something
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes I have lol
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: who plans their death????????????
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an actress and wife
What country would you most like to Visit: France, Spain, Italy, and Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: don't care
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of I have taken: number of....... finish your sentences!!!!!!!!!
Number of CDs I own: at least a hundred
Number of Piercings: just my ears
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I learned from all of them so none
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The Favorites, Have-You-Evers.. and Last Times! Oh, the variety!
What is your favorite..
gum: Juicy Fruit lol Sarah
restaurant: I have no idea
drink: probably lemonade
season: Spring and Fall when the leaves change
type of weather: I love it when it rains
emotion: happiness with a hint of craziness
thing to do on a half day: half day?? Since when are days divided into parts??
late-night activity: hanging out with friends
sport: volleyball
city: Los Angeles (I have actually been there, I'm not just saying that b/c I want to go there)
store: favorite store?..... I don't know
When was the last time you..
cried: Out of anger- Sunday. Out of sadness- God I have no idea
played a sport: it's sad but probably at church camp in July lol
laughed: Did I laugh today???? probably at some point. I laugh all the time lol. But the last time I really laughed was last night
hugged someone: Pete when he got home from work
kissed someone: my grandma goodbye on new years. wow, is that sad lol
felt depressed: depends on what variation of depression ur talking about. Really depressed- not in several monthes
felt elated: I have no idea
felt overworked: I don't know (wow, I'm so informative lol)
faked sick: I have never done that
lied: at my interview when I told the manager that I thought working at McDonalds would be a good experience
What was the last..
word you said: bye probably lol idk
thing you ate: a slice of apple pie left over from new years
song you listened to: I'm listening to stellar from incubus right now. One of my favs
thing you drank: pepsi...... oh shit I left it in my parents' room, Pete's going to be pissed!!
place you went to: McDonalds for an interview lol
movie you saw: Narnia
movie you rented: don't make me talk about that
concert you attended: breaking benjamin
Who was the last person you..
hugged: Pete
cried over: I have no idea, probably Jauni and that situation on Sunday
kissed: Like I said, probably my gma
danced with: hmmmm...... probably Jauni
shared a secret with: I don't remember
had a sleepover with: Jauni
called: my mom
went to a movie with: Puerto and the wife
saw: Pete
were angry with: lol let's not talk about that
couldn't take your eyes off of: I don't know, that doesnt happen often..... probably Josh from Jauni's church lol
obsessed over: yeah...... let's not talk about that lol
Have you ever..
danced in the rain: NO! I want to soo bad.
kissed someone: yes
done drugs: no
drank alcohol: yeah, but I've never been drunk
slept around: lol yeah all my friends think I'm a total slut lol. No
partied 'til the sun came up: I don't party
had a movie marathon: no..... I was supposed to but we're not going to talk about that
gone too far on a dare: yes unfortunately
spun until you were immensely dizzy: of course, who hasn't?!?
taken a survey quite like this before: not really
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Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:08:00 GMT

this is so cute, and so true

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Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 20:29:00 GMT

Ok, I got tagged

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Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 20:30:00 GMT

A survey.... DO IT!!!! lol

Do you...1. think I'm cute?2. want to kiss me?3. want to cuddle with me?4. want to hook up with me?5. think I'm smart?Have you...1. ever met me?2. if not, do you want to?Are we...1. friends?2. hook up...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 20:22:00 GMT

Just do it for fun.

I swear I am constantly stealing stuff from people. lol. would u... 1. spend the night wit me? 2. sleep in my bed? 3. get drunk wit me then let me please ur needs? 4.go dancin wit me? 5.say yes if i ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 20:07:00 GMT

boyfriend application

I found this on Puerto's myspace and I thought that it was cool. That and I'm a huge copy cat who does this all the time. Please fill it out. Boyfriend Application Name:Age:Birthday:Location:Hair Colo...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 15:20:00 GMT