I like to watch toddlers reach for door knobs. I think my best friend, Tip, has the greatest laugh in the world. I hate the way people look when they speak upside down (and the word 'cheese'). I like to refer to myself as 'fat people' when I feel guilty about eating every damn thing I see. I think someone needs to grant me the right to arrest anyone who speeds up in front of me on the road just to slowdown. I feel compulsively obligated to count how many stairs I walk down (and to take my seatbelt off right before I park). I throw fits over random things only because I love the way my boyfriend gets upset with me. At lunch, I love to leave ridiculous tips to my server BEFORE she gets anything for me. I like to imitate Beyonce when I'm home alone. I enjoy playing bingo with the most awesome person in the world, mi madre. I think Oprah should run for president. I truly wish someone would pay me just for my looks, J/K. I have a secret desire to be on televison. I hate getting up before 7. I think the N-bomb is the worst title ANYONE could give me. I like to watch people with short arms walk-they remind me of raptors. I read countless books on how to tap into this inner-being who seems to be the only person I wish I had a better relationship with. My ego allows me to believe that I am 68" tall. Tyra Banks Rocks. I want to catch a 48 yeard pass from a professional quarterback. I love that I am such an aggressive woman. I wish that I weren't so aimless at times. Love it or hate it, but that is who I am.
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