"..and 15 minutes later we had our first taste of whiskey. There were drunkards giving lectures on ancient irish history. The men they started telling jokes, the women they got frisky. By 5 o-clock in the evenin' every bastard there was pissky." Body of an American (Pogues)
The Likes of You Again (Flogging Molly)
"My girlfriend asked me which one i liked better. I hope the answer won't upset her." (Sixpack (B.Flag))
Some good quotes:
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand?" (T. Montana)
"I'll fuck anything that moves!" (F. Booth)
"...and it's lend me ten pounds, i'll buy you a drink." (Pogues)
"I puked." (Me)
"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things: One part of me wants to take her home, be real nice and treat her right; the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick." (Edmund Emil Kemper III)
Some good links:
Sacred Cow website: http://sacredcow.com
Poker Glossary: http://www.pokertips.org/glossary/glossary.php
Internet Movie Database: http://imdb.com
All the news that's fit to print: http://www.fark.com
All the news that's shit to print: http://www.avantnews.com/
Greenskeepers- It Rubs The Lotion On It's Skin
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*WORK IN PROGRESS*
Bill Hicks, John Bonnum, Buddy Rich, Hendrix, Lenny Fucking Bruce, Mike Watt, Samual Clemens, Sam Kinison, Les Claypool, Dizzy Gillespie, Ella Fitzgerald, John Wilks Booth, Einstein, Edgar Allan Poe, Fin Maccumhail, Cuchulainn, William Wallace, Gangus Khan, Joey Ramone, John Lennon, Mark David Chapman, Lee Harvy Oswald, Van Gogh, Hieronymus Bosch, Ms. Jones, ...
I like females who play music: girls on guitar, broads on bass, dames on drums, whores on harmonica, strumpets on standup (especially), tramps on trumpet, um, bitches on baritone? cunny on keyboards?... womens on washboards... but i digress.
Currently an extremely abridged list and in no particular order:
Bad Religion, Social Distortion, Flogging Molly, Tiger Army, Tom Waits, Buzcocks, Cocksparrer, The Toy Dolls, Motorhead, Queers, Black Flag, Reverend Horton Heat, Dwarves, The Buisiness, Dead Kennedys, Mojo Nixon, Zappa, Maiden, Slayer, NOFX, Pennywise, Minutemen, Mike Watt, Firehose, 7 Seconds, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Mike Ness, Minor Threat, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Nigel Burch and the Flea Pit Orchestra, Ramones, Dropkick Murphys, The Clash, The Tossers, The Pogues, The Popes, The Christy Moore, The Clany Brothers, Tommy Makem, Dubliners, Wolftones,
Recomended to me by George Carlin:
Tower of Swine, Room In My Shorts, Mary Krenwinkle's Revenge, Sphincter Hoedown, Basket of Fire, Trees For Lunch, Glandular Imbalance, A Fine Way To Die, Let's Pull Their Eyes Out, Sewr Transaction, Cosmic Groin Pull, Pudding Disease, A Rare Twinkie, Rubber Thoughts, Vaginal Spotting, The Note Fuckers, Puke All Night, Anal Lace, Gorilla Tits, Harmony Sucks, Warts Waffles and Walter, Mess Kit Germ Colony, Hideous Infant, Clots On The Move, Systematic Rejection, The Stillborn, Household Pest, Breach Of Peace, Thankless Child, Persistent Rain, Days Of Doubt, Sack Of Shit, Hole In My Scrotum, Ed-Formerly Don, Cocaine Snot, Cocaine Snot Groove, Hilda Fucks, Waitress Sweat, Infected Mole and This Band Needs Practice.
Bob (NOFX)
We're only gonna die, Part III (Bad Religion, 84)
Rise Above, American Waste (Black Flag, 84)
Taxi Driver - Travis Bickle (Rancid)
Always put one in the brain.
Not lately.
I read
Dear old dad.