I'd like to meet:
Your mom. Bigtime.
Music:
Pretty much all varieties of metal and rock. Except that gay new shit I always hear. You know, the ones where they scream and yell about how their girlfriend dumped them. That shit's lame.
Movies:
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Television:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, and METALOCALYPSE!!!!!!