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Chief

Now I'm gonna tell you a little story and don't give me any of that act of god bullshit.

About Me

speak more plainly, saves time.

My Interests

spanning time smelts maker's mark stout porters bullshit cats weights sludge drunks basements pvc milk wizards tunafish shitheels family reunions b.o.h.d cabins barbeque chicken bad jokes coffee roaring like a retard starting new bands every couple of months or so thinking in public beer shits getting women's attention at the bar then looking the other way

I'd like to meet:


Music:

iron monkey.eyehategod.cable.entombed. grave. dismember.gorgoroth.emperor.anaalnathrakh.brutal truth.his hero is gone.nasum.carnivore.tragedy.mistress.life of agony.type o negative.king diamnd.tom waits.danzig.zztop.cathedral.ramesses..neurosis.buriedatsea. merle haggard.theband.dwightyoakam.dukesofnothing.avail.bloodforbl ood

Movies:

the 13th warrior sling blade big trouble in little china excalibur conan the barbarian texas chainsaw massacre 11 the big lebowski o brother where art thou smokey and the bandit

Books:

and the ass saw the angel the liars club father joe the dante club foucaults pendulum when will jesus bring the porkchops good omens, all of hemmingway and bukowski, even the garbage.

Heroes:

TRUST NO ONE
EXPECT BETRAYAL