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A Little Past Outside

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About Me


I get all my history from Viewmaster discs. I live alone, along with my favorite pets -a growing family of Sea Monkeys. A good evening for me consists of rolling my CHiP's Big Wheel to the corner store to pick up a 40 of Olde E and returning in time to kick my neighbor's ass at high stakes Hungry Hippo. I enjoy skinny-skiing and bullfights on acid. I have every episode of Kojak on Beta Max. My diet consists of Sugar Pops, Fried Chicken & Waffles, and hundreds and hundreds of sticks of fruit stripe gum. I roll with J.O.B. Double-Wides and Swedish people. We indulge in Subbuteo Soccer, Vectrex, and the Kazoo. I believe the Red Baron WAS a white beagle - but that he flew a plane, and not a dog house. I'm all Natural - No Implants. I'm pretty sure that shoes should be tied with fat laces whenever possible. I sleep better in Beach Houses. Eucalyptus Trees are among my top trees - along with Redwood, Palm, Banyan, Oak and Cedar. Van Gogh is the man. I dig chicks who speak french & I hate flakes. I prefer to conduct business on roof decks. Whenever I wear a track suit, I can't help but be popping & locking. My first concert was David Lee Roth @ the Oakland Colesium. It's only gotten better from there.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Conscious beings who support, promote, and are otherwise all about goodness...as opposed to those who aren't...

My Blog

Its hard stay Roots

So first Reggae on the River gets cancelled - for probably the first time in 15 years and today I find out that Gregory Isaacs show @ the Independent scheduled for Tuesday has been cancelled as well. ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 16:00:00 GMT

Movie Binge

Don't usually see that many 'studio' films in the theater, but for some reason I've been on a movie binge lately. My reviews:Borat: 5* Genius...need to see it again. And again.The Departed: 4* Old...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 13:00:00 GMT

Let's Go Oakland

The Town...up 2-nil, and locked in for a sweep at home. Day game. Friday game. Sold out, all the heads turning out to watch the Big Green roll on...Stage is set. Time to exorcise those demons of t...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:53:00 GMT

Cleanse

Starting a little fast today...water and some fruit from here on out for the next seven (or maybe five?) days...going to be tough cuz I like to eat, but i need to cleanse...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:52:00 GMT

Burning

Just back from Burning Man...Holy cow - shit is Ca-razy with a capital K. As a first-timer/ 'virgin burner' I have to admit I was totally clueless going in. I attribute my ignorance to a method of sor...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 13:00:00 GMT

It's a celebration bitches

Ran the Bay 2 Breakers yesterday: San Francisco's famous annual race/ parade/ mobile party. Such a great collection of freaks and weirdos and drunkards and athletes and nudists and families and homos...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:10:00 GMT

Curious George is the S.*T!

Just went to see Curious George the movie recently. Probably the first rated 'G' film I've seen...EVER. So weird (in a good way) - a little trip back in time. It was opening weekend and an early (7...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 13:46:00 GMT

The Biggest Freaks.

Can we PLEASE start some sort of 'Biggest Myspace Freak' contest? I'd really like to reward people for "Best Pornographic Self-Portrait" (not to be confused with "Fakest Photos"), "Cheesiest Homepage...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 23:58:00 GMT

Since when did i become Mayor McCheese

I'm seriously starting to wonder about myself...I have caught me writing some seriously cheesy stuff to my fellow members in the myspace community - just all corny and whack...all bad. Anyway, I apol...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 23:00:00 GMT

Old friends

Saw old friends in the south. Old jokes and old habits and old places brought on by old faces. All of us carry a few more pounds than we used to, wear a few less hairs on our heads. A few more wr...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 20:44:00 GMT