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Brett

Ride the storm beeyatches!!!!

About Me

Married to the girl I am supposed to be married to, my best friend and partner in the foxhole; Kristie. Other than that I am an Army guy who gets paid to predict the future and hunt bad guys.
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Name: Lord High Chancellor of the Universe Brett
Birthday: 13 July 1976
Birthplace: Houston
Current Location: The Bad Place
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: My left hand is my pimp hand but I use the right most
Your Heritage: Irish/German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Longhorn Flipflops
Your Weakness: Belgian Beers
Your Fears: Nec Aspera Terrant
Your Perfect Pizza: dough-less, sauce-less, cheese-less, covered with boiled crawfish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: return home to my wife alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: theoretically
Thoughts First Waking Up: "here we go again..."
Your Best Physical Feature: my sweet sweet ass.
Your Bedtime: 2130 inshallah
Your Most Missed Memory: wakin up at 0930 with mah baaaybeee
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero
MacDonalds or Burger King: bleh!
Single or Group Dates: Married you freak!! I haven't convinced her to try the swinger thing yet, but soon.....
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: bleh!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate and dark!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck you that's personal
Do you Sing: only with my wife, or if things are going horribly horribly wrong at work
Do you Shower Daily: when able
Have you Been in Love: once, then I went and married her right up, now I am in something higher than love. You wouldn't understand
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: no ( I already am, get with me in two eternities and we'll see if I'm up for it again)
Do you belive in yourself: refer to first question
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: it doesn't matter, the 'verse still belongs to me
Are you a Health Freak: kinna
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: yep
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: don't think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope, again, universe, belongs to me. stealing is impossible
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: fireball
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: stay at home/trophy husband
What country would you most like to Visit: already been there, New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: wife's
Favourite Hair Color: wife's
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: wife's
Weight: wife's
Best Clothing Style: trampy :)
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: what??
Number of Piercings: doesn't matter as long as no Hep C
Number of Tattoos: zero, unlike wife :(
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everyone before wife, except that double jointed contortionist in Hawaii
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My Interests

Fishing (wade, tube, river etc...) boat fishing is for rich old men or those too scared to get in the water

I'd like to meet:

The dying holder of the Texas Lottery ticket who wants to hand it off to me to ensure the fortune does not go to waste.

Music:

trip hop, electronica, OLD country, 80's deep track alternative when I am feeling nostalgic

Movies:

Bah... Hollywood needs to die.

Television:

See above.

Books:

I was an English major so I've read all the "I think I'm cool so I'll list this author" schlock. Basically, if it's good, well written and appears to have been authored by someone who finished high school then I am down. Currently, anything by an author with the last name of Herbert seems to be sitting well with me.

Heroes:

My wife, and any other woman (or guy) married to a service member or govt. employee who stands by their men (or woman) during year long deployments to bad places

My Blog

It's over....tonight.

While watching a trailer for the movie UltraViolet, I heard a snippet of a song that really caught my ear.  After a bit of research, I found out it was an artist named Jem and the song was called...
Posted by Brett on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:51:00 PST

Oh How I hate them so much.....

Well, all I know is that I am going to a BAD place in about 4 weeks.  What I don't know is where in the world that bad place will be.  Prior to about 6 hours ago, I thought I did/would know ...
Posted by Brett on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:01:00 PST