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Garrett / Rex / Murphy

Arararararar!

About Me

I'm batshit insane. Those who meet me through work seem to think I'm a happy-go-lucky worriless individual but the people who've known me for long enough know it's just a facade! In reality I enjoy animating and drawing deranged cartoons and laughing my ass off at just about anything.
And I have FOUR NAMES depending on who you're talking to:
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? Murphey MacDougal has fragile contents which may break!

Rex Jackson may explode without warning
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I also cannot count worth a damn.
I rock the tablet PC where I sketch and animate, I lay down the ultra tasty jams on my guitar, I blast unheard-of oldies out of my car radio and mouth on the road, I wear sandles in the winter and the same pair of shorts every single day. My imagination also tells me I can write and that people don't mind when I sing along to what only I can hear through my headphones.
Oh, and I'm a ninja.
I'm currently working on my art portfolio in hope of getting into CALarts. I live with my cousin Matt and my friend Daniel in the most radical apartment ever (we have a pool!) and I drive the most happenin' 92 Volvo Sedan you'll ever know. I am a child of the 80s and my room looks like a toy store. I also have "The Vault" where I keep the most awesome assortment of movies you'll ever see. Basically if you enjoy life you will find happiness in my collection.
I'm also in a band with my cousin and some friends called CX2. We're wicked awesome and preform everything from Rock 'n Roll to R & B to the Blues to Funk to Rap to you name it. Our music is like aural sex. If MySpace didn't try to steal music from people through contract loopholes, we'd upload some of our songs.
Reading this might be like talking to me.
I may have ADD.

My Interests

Drawing is my claim to fame. I also sing every chance I get, and even moreso if I've got my guitar in my hands. I write a lot too, be it music, stories, or outlines for movies I'll never get around to making. I also enjoy hiking up on San Marcos Pass. Videogames, comic books,and other nerdy past-times. Reading. Playing with my rabbit Mackenzie. Dressing up like a SWAT member with my friends and causing havoc. Learning new things. Cooking, too - I'm a very good cook if I do say so myself. Spreading positivity. Going to the Glass Factory with my MacDougall Brothers. Playing the banjo. Playing the ukulele.

I'd like to meet:

Someone to be crazy stupid with. Someone to go dancing with. Someone to play Mud Soccer against. I'LL FIND YOU MY PRINCESS! *Weeps openly*

AIM - TheWordAssassin

Also, I'd love to meet the guys who made this:

Music:

ROCKAPELLA! ..

Huey Lewis and the News, Billy Joel, the Eagles, Chicago, Earth Wind and Fire, Steely Dan, Kenny Loggins, the Cars, Robert Palmer, the Beatles, Frank Sanatra, Dean Martin, the Beach Boys, Tenacious D, Queen, Heart, Stevie Wonder, Randy Newman, believe it or not, Will Smith, the Team America OST, the Manhattan Transfer, 4:2:Five, Go West, Hall & Oats, and a mix of disco and other oldies

Movies:

ANYTHING made by Pixar. Team America, Studio Ghibli movies, Hitch, Spider-Man, Airplane!, The "Frat Pack" movies, When Harry Met Sally, Kevin Smith's Jersey "trilogy," The Back to the Future trilogy, the Naked Gun trilogy, (I like a lot of trilogies it seems!) The Dead Zone, Lilo and Stitch, Flubber, Nightmare Before Christmas, Kung Pow!, Hellboy, Evolution, Ghostbusters, Se7en, Anchorman, Harold and Kumar, I, Robot, and more. I love movies!

Television:

Arrested Development is the best show ever made. Everything else might as well not exist, but since it does I also enjoy LOST, Dead Zone, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, ATHF, Venture Bros, Get Smart, the 4400, I Dream of Jeannie, and many cartoons from the 80s.

Books:

I read all kinds of books. I like Stephen King (even though he THUROUGHLY FUCKED the Dark Tower series after book 4) Harry Potter, Jurassic Park, the Lost World, Sphere, Herobear and the Kid, an assortment of Marvel comics, the Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck was surprisingly excellent, and a bunch of others. Mainly sci-fi and fantasy, but I do LOVE a good detective novel or two, thus, Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe series. Also, World War Z is mighty excellent.

Heroes:

My parents, firemen, Seth McFarlane, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, John Lasseter...

My Blog

OMG I HAD A BABY?

It's a beautiful boy everyone! Take a look:Find out what happens next, and everything that's happened before, at Replay Value's BlogSpot.(Yes, I'm talking about the comic, I didn't actually have a bab...
Posted by Garrett / Rex / Murphy on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST

The stupidest, most radical thing I've ever done

This is a tale of a boy becoming a man. It is not for those of you who have weak stomachs. If the idea of a detailed retelling of vomiting scares you, perhaps you should not read this!YOU HAVE BEEN WA...
Posted by Garrett / Rex / Murphy on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:37:00 PST

Who am I?

I'm Spider-Man! Yay!Your results:You are Spider-ManYou are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz......
Posted by Garrett / Rex / Murphy on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:20:00 PST

Wow Breyer's ice cream really sucks

Here's a conversation I just had with my friend Daniel after having Breyer's for the first time. The flavor was cookies and cream...[02:12] TheWordAssassin: Wow Breyer's ice cream sucks ass[02:12] The...
Posted by Garrett / Rex / Murphy on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:55:00 PST

OH SHIT I WROTE A SONG?

The Happy Songby Garrett Jackson(To the tune of Sinatra's "New York, New York")START SPREADING THE NEWS!I'M LEAVING REAL SOON!I wanna get back home to ol' SB, SB!These ratty old shoesAre longing to mo...
Posted by Garrett / Rex / Murphy on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 08:36:00 PST

DAY 3: I Must Be Jewish, or...

...OR, Birthday, EVERYday! There wasn't really a whole lot that happened today. I got some new shoes, I'm trying to force myself to like Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup ice cream, had dinner with...
Posted by Garrett / Rex / Murphy on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 02:16:00 PST

DAY 2: How to cockblock, or...

OR...how I made an ass of Dante. The incident: Went to dinner at Chili's tonight. Our waitress was really nice and we were all joking with her throughout dinner, but Dan was scoring the most points ...
Posted by Garrett / Rex / Murphy on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 11:56:00 PST

DAY 1: How I lost to a power cord, or...

Or... I've been playing too much Shadow of the Colossus. So I'm back at my parent's house in SB, right? And I'm eating some crackers, watching South Park, and surfing the net, right? Typical Wednesd...
Posted by Garrett / Rex / Murphy on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 02:17:00 PST

I still can't believe this actually happened...

Ok, check this yo! Bryce, Eric and I are driving from Summerland into SB to go to JungleToy, right? I'm gonna pick up some gunbelts for my halloween costume. And as we're driving along on the fre...
Posted by Garrett / Rex / Murphy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST