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The homeless guy

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About Me

I just moved to Bahrain. I somehow gained a lot of weight and would now consider myself quasi obese. I'm actually okay with it because I now hang it with bigger people, and it makes you feel like you have more friends. I don't judge people but apparently i give very judging looks. I am trying to become a vegetarian and therefore constantly dream about devouring steaks. I think I'm starting to give lustful looks at farm animals; they're so delicious. People either love me or hate me, then they just hate me.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael M.
Birthday: December 10...the year of the rooster.
Birthplace: Petersburg VA
Current Location: Tokyo...konichiwa bitches
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: I write with the right, I smack with the left
Your Heritage: Black American...I have never seen Africa
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown
Your Weakness: A good kisser
Your Fears: Currently, spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed Crust supreme minus the black olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish my application to graduate school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I try to maintain spontaneity
Thoughts First Waking Up: Two balls...check
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile...awww
Your Bedtime: Whenever I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Ballyshannon Court
Pepsi or Coke: Vanilla coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: yea, I dont really like either
Single or Group Dates: You're assuming I can get a date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappuccino
Do you Smoke: Well, it's complicated, but usually not
Do you Swear: Never ever
Do you Sing: I'm a karaoke king
Do you Shower Daily: Depends on which day
Have you Been in Love: I don't know
Do you want to go to College: i took a couple of classes, it was alright
Do you want to get Married: Most definitely
Do you belive in yourself: In most circumstances...
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I like to think so
Are you a Health Freak: I ate a pint of Ben & Jerry's last night, so yes
Do you get along with your Parents: Momma dukes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, unless I'm in Pongi
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Ohhh, you got me here
In the past month have you been on Drugs: definitely not
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Who knew rides at the fair could be so looney
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: multiple times
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i think so
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: uh, no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not that either
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I've actually gotta think about this one
Ever been Drunk: Of course
Ever been called a Tease: Naturally
Ever been Beaten up: I've been beaten down...does that count?
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: STAMPEDE
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Appreciated
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada...yea, I said it
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: uhh, brunette I guess
Short or Long Hair: doesn't really matter
Height: Not too tall, not too short
Weight: Not too wide, not too skinny
Best Clothing Style: Appropriately fitting
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: What are cd's...
Number of Piercings: They've all grown shut
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: still only 1...slowly getting over it though
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My Interests

I open doors for old people; they're kinda cool. I like kids; they're fun and we think alike. Animals may smell strange, but so do I sometimes. I occasionaly give people the right away, even when it's my turn to go. Don't let this fool you into believing that I'm a nice guy though. BIG MISTAKE!

I'd like to meet:

there's like an 82% chance not you. no seriously, it's highly doubtful. no no, I'm sure you're great...awww, now you're crying. Look, we're just at different places in our lives, and I don't think a MySpace relationship is what we need...dammit it's just not healthy. No, don't leave a comment, it'll just be a reminder when I log on. Here you go...HUG. Be strong now, move on. I haven't changed this section in a year, and it still applies perfectly.

Music:

Music Video: Love In This Club Ft Young Jeezy by (Usher)

Music Video Code by Video Code Zone

Movies:


Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Steve
You ride around in a 2004 Chrysler Pacifica
Yo gang The Adjective Nouners
Yo shoes be K-Mart Brand Tennis Shoes
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 2,024
How much money you got? $5.44478186011647e+26
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Television:

I really like cartoons. I'm ok with that.

Books:

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Heroes:

My mom is still my all time hero. All the "I love you"'s in the world couldn't express it, but I still make sure to say it as much as possible.

My Blog

Curtain Call

I was talking with a friend today and she mentioned that she wanted to die peacefully, while she slept.  She wanted to go to bed and to never wake up.  I was truly upset by this an...
Posted by The homeless guy on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST

Relationship Status Change

(This is a work in progress.  Check back soon, hopefully it'll be complete by then.) So I'm not happy with the relationship status availability offered by MySpace.  At least Facebook offers ...
Posted by The homeless guy on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 04:00:00 PST

Matchmaker

Those who can't do teach, and those who can't form their own relationship attempt to become a matchmaker.  For this difficult task, I've attached a standard questionnaire FOR WOMEN so t...
Posted by The homeless guy on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 12:00:00 PST

MySpace thoughts

Ladies, ladies, ladies (and gentlemen)&lets be honest, you are probably not that hot, and believe me, Im not claiming that I am either.  So just because you have a dozen guys a day trying to be...
Posted by The homeless guy on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:04:00 PST

The rock/paper/scissors dilemma

I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY...
Posted by The homeless guy on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 09:24:00 PST

for the hopeless/romantics

You met her a few months ago, and somehow she managed to seep into your subconscious like that "Suga how you get so fly" song. Just like you have no clue who the hell sings it, you don't know why she'...
Posted by The homeless guy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST