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About Me

i got a 92 acura integra that will smoke any of you!!! so bring it on!!! love peace and chicken grease!
NEW PHONE NUMBER: 979-324-8127A&M '06. Enjoy outdoor activities (fishing, hunting, basketball, golf, ), working out. Working in Somerville Koppers Inc. It pays well, thats about all i can say about it.Hit me up through email, [email protected] or [email protected]. See ya'll in da fall!!!!!!..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: Khairi Elfarrah
Birthday:: 12-12-1981
Birthplace:: Hospital Rm# 112 (where the players dwell)
Eye Color:: caca brown
Hair Color:: blacker than B-A-M
Height:: 1.5 M
Weight:: Boys say i'm 230 therefore i'm heavy
Right handed or Left handed?: I cant write with the left so, i guess i'm right
Your Heritage:: Human
My Worst Habit:: Passing gas in public (loudly)!
Zodiac Sign:: Ying Yang
Shoe Size:: 1 foot
Pants Size:: 38 in wranglers, 40 in Girbauds
Innie or Outie?: ?
Parents Still Together?: Like Lilo and stitch
The Shoes You Wore Today:: Jesus sandals
Your Weakness:: Being stronger than 99.99% of the people around me
Your Fears:: Not knowning how many licks it takes to get ot the center
Your Perfect Pizza:: Fungi
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: One day at a time
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: Salams
Thoughts First Waking Up:: "man this thong is tight"
Your Best Physical Feature:: My glutts
Your Bedtime:: Whenever the redbull wears off
Your Most Missed Memory:: Tossing that pigskin in DA Rock
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Green like dem greenbacks
Food?: If it can get up and walk away i wont eat it!
Sport?: You name it, I'm an athlet!
Animal?: I tend to prefer the humpback whale, humping is very amusing!
Ice Cream?: Ben And Jerry's Dookie Drop
Candy?: Too many cavities, so anything sugarfree
Store?: Bass Pro
Salad Dressing?: Fat Free Lo-Carb Ranch
Actor?: Marty Mar (even though he has been falling off)
Song?: Lupe, enough said
Letter?: I love the "Y"
Number?: I am #1
Gum?: Sugarfree trident
Holiday?: The 2 Eids
Season?: Spawning Season
Toothpaste Flavor?: Fried Chicken
Radio Station?: I usually sing to myself
Perfume?: Only the finest, Fendi
Scent besides perfume?: i chop trees down, AXE
Body part on the opposite sex?: Gotta be the mammary glands
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: I wanna work at Toys R US, and stay a kid
How Do You Want To Die?: Which form of death? Spirtual or Physical? ONe is going to happen. The other, if it happens then u are a real loser
Turn ons:: Laughing at my jokes
Turn offs:: Laughing at my jokes
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Damn, they all on my balls. So pick anyone
Who's The Loudest?: Darryl
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Fooly
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Devin Reeves
Who's The Shyist?: That would be me
When Have You Cried The Most?: When they canceled the Fresh Prince Series
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: One is not mentionable, the other would have to be being valued
Worst Feeling?: No friends and bored
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Somerville is ok, maybe Lyons
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: Being too fly, It is difficult being this pretty!
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: Until there is no more benefit for me on earth
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: beach
Let's look at the: stars
What a nice: girl
Where did all the: money go
Why can't we: just be buddy's
Silly, little: rabbit trix's are for lonely people
Isn't it weird that: back then they didn't want me, now im hot and they all up on me!
Never under any circumstance: leave the toliet seat up
I wish: i could just spread my wings and fly
Everyone has a: reproductive tract, use it wisely
I am: whatever u say i am
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Im married to the Game, and i love my wifey
Been To Juvie?: ISS for stink bombs but no juvie
Mooned Someone?: No moon more like a cresent
Been Rejected?: I recall once, she had an imaginary boyfriend. Ehh her loss!
Ran Away From Home?: To my friends Felix's house
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: No imagination needed, i have pics
Skipped School?: I was a skip-aholic
Thought About Suicide?: Why end something i didnt start?
Slept Outside?: Like a bear in the woods!
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: My homies Fooly and D.L. have made it happen before
Cried In School?: Once, in P.E. i got hit playin dodgeball in the eye and my new contacts scratched my retina(does that count)
Thrown Up In School?: I dont spit i vomit, got it
Wanted To Be a Model?: i model on the side for Bucks General Store
Cheated On Someone?: Only cheating if ur caught, never cheated therefore never caught!
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Stinkbombs!!!!!
Seen A Dead Body?: I helped bury several people
Been Bitched Out?: ONe day at school, it was funny but i tried to keep a straight face
Drank Alcohol?: Lips that touch wine will not touch mine
Smoked?: I passed it to left
Been On Drugs?: never
Eaten Sushi?: In Mexico
Been On Stage?: I won the talent show back in 2nd grade, Vanilla Ice was the man!
Gone Skinny Dipping?: I wouldn't call it 'skinny'
Shoplifted?: I've jacked a few things in my day especially when Mike used to wok at Walmart
Been Drunk?: Naw, i sip
Been Called A Tease?: A strip tease
Been Beaten Up?: Never had to square up, YET!
DO YOU
Swear?: Few times
Sing Well?: Mrs. Reese had me singing the Gospel in choir!
Shower Daily?: Depends on my manly aroma!
Want To Go To College?: Been there done that
Want To Get Married?: Soon hopefully, before Nunny!
Believe In Yourself?: belief is a part of existance, i think therefore i am
Get Motion Sickness?: Only if the bed is rocking
Think You Are Attractive?: After a fresh fade from Taco Vela , I'm fly
Get Along With Your Parents?: No arguments
Like Thunderstorms?: I love the rain, water is life the rest is details
Play An Instrument?: If you consider the one eyed snake an instrument, then i can work it!
Own An IPOD?: no need, Palm Treo
Pray?: 5 times a day
Go To Church?: Fridays
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: I sleep with an animal but it is not stuffed!
Keep A Journal/Diary?: A black book
Dance In The Rain?: I dance that chug bug over the water
Sing In The Shower?: depends if i'm bathing with someone or not
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: Diet
McDonald's or Burger King?: BK all day
Single or Group Dates?: both are necessary just depends on the chick
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Strawberry
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Has to be Darryl Strawberry
Meat or Veggies?: meat has a bad effect on the soul, so veggies!
TV or Movie?: both, more movie!
Guitar or Drums?: bass
Adidas or Nike?: are u kidding me , NIKE
Chinese or Mexican?: tough, Chinese has soooooo many choices
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: I like cheerios becuase it keeps your mom's socks from falling down!
Cake or Pie?: American Pie
MTV or VH1?: MTV 4
Blind or Deaf?: Blind, i gotta hear the holy scripture
Boxers or Briefs?: Mike Tyson, boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: flexibility is a must!
Write With Both Hands?: I can bust with both hands
Whistle?: Only when dip-set is playing
Blow A Bubble?: like a ballon
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: Girls like that for some reason
Cross Your Eyes?: I dont like crosses
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: i think so but why?
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: Again, girls like that for some reason!
Dance?: I leanback and 2 step
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: Shit nowadays u cant be doing that
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: Ra'Maya
You Talked To On The Phone:: Kin folk Darryl
You Instant Messaged:: A youngstar from Austin
You Hugged:: Ra'Maya
You Yelled At:: Arty Joe
You Played A Sport With:: Gotta get dem buckets wit Fooly
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: When I threw that block at Ra 'MAya and hit her in the forehead!
Time You Cried?: When i left Libya
Movie You Watched?: Friday night lights
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: eclipse berry
Joke You Told?: too many i'm a standup comedian
Song You've Sung?: lips of an angel
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: my room in somerville
What Can You See Out Your Window?: nothing, i got foil on the windows
Are You Listening To Music?: LUPE
What Are You Wearing?: I keep the 23 on my shorts and a b-ball cut-off shirt
What's On Your Mousepad?: Progressive Insurance
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Possibly, but we have our own problems here on earth
Do you believe in miracles?: 4 Sho
Magic?: The dark side is powerful but will lead to your destruction.
Love at first sight?: I look in the mirror all the time
God?: If we can question something that by itself means it exists
Satan?: Our evil enemy, his goal is to lead astray, be careful and dont under estimate this life long opponent
Ghosts?: I prefer the term Jinn, or spirits. They are everywhere and have the power to influence as well
Santa?: Get real, not even remotely possible!
Evolution?: Yes and NO, it is occuring everyday. but we did not evolve from monkeys not possible!
IN A GIRL...
Fav Eye Color:: sucka for blue and green
Fav Hair Color:: anything, but has to smell good!
Short or Long Hair:: Long enough to grab hold of, if necessary
Height:: kinda short like 5'6"
Weight:: Not an issue, but she has to be active, no couch potatoes for me.
Best Clothing Style:: Clean not revealing
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Canada
Number Of CD's I Own:: all digital
Your Good Luck Charm:: aggie ring
How many pillows do you sleep with?: one now but usually 2
Do you drink milk?: I've been know to squeeze the titty
Person You Hate Most:: Haters, no names will be given. (You know who u are)
Most Outdated Phrase:: Groovie
Do you think God has a gender?: God is far beyond human qualities
Where do you think we go when we die?: to our grave physically, sprititually the journey just begins. An extremly long answer!
How many rings until you answer the phone?: After i see the caller id
What is something scientists need to invent?: A weedless crappie jig
Are you a health freak?: I've been on and off for like 3 years, but bout to hop back on!
Are you a virgin?: never been to Virginia
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: Moon then as far as it is possible
What is the worst weather?: Hurricane Katrina
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: They are action figures
How many grades have you failed?: I am a smart kid
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My Interests

Hangin out, physical activites, fishing.

I'd like to meet:

People that are layed back like a lawn chair, cooler than a polar bear's toe nail, and more interesting than a rubix cube

Music:

Hip Hop, emphasis Lupe Fiasco and other East Coast genres

Movies:

I'm an old school funny guy, so Dumb and Dumber, Ace ventura, Adam Sandler, ect.

Television:

No time

Books:

?

Heroes:

Hamza Yusuf Hanson, Your mom, and 'X'