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MeLiSsA

the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout...

About Me

Alpha Dork

My Interests

Compiling advertisement jingles into onle long, beautiful song. Some of my favs: "If you want a brand new truck, Go see Cal," "1-800-588-2300--Empiiiiirrrrre," "Free Credit Report.com," "Fireston exit, Southgate."

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Music:

!!!, grandaddy, AIR,... trail of dead, sonic youth, beck, bjork, david bowie, NIN, tool, the mars volta, neutral milk hotel, the broken social scene, clap your hands..., the magic numbers, the polyphonic spree, porno for pyros, queen, heart, hole, the postal service, the black angels, black mountain, modest mouse, the faint, the pretenders, generation x, x, the flaming lips, smashing pumpkins, jane's addiction, blind melon, inxs, the rolling stones, the band, the beatles, the white stripes, chemical brothers, daft punk, the prodigy, blondie, siouxsie and the banshees, the sex pistols, the talking heads, marilyn manson, the cure, the doors.

Movies:

Lets just go for directors and their best movies: J. Waters- Pecker/Female Troubles, D.Cronenberg-eXistenZ, D.Lynch-Twin Peaks, S.Kuberic-Lolita, B.Stiller-Zoolander, G.Araki- Doom Genration/Mysterious Skin, T.Burton-Edward Scissorhands, J.Roach-Austin Powers Goldmember, A.Lee- Ice Storm, D.Fincher- Fight Club, Q.Tarantino- Kill Bill, R.Rodriguez-El Mariachi, S.Coppola- Virgin Suicides, C.Crowe-High Fidelity

Television:

lets face it....i love tv. i know everyone out there says the same thing "i don't watch tv. my life is soo fulfilling that i don't need the idiot box." well i say fuck you, you smug asses. i heart tv. where else can you go to find a wide array of people willing to make total asses of themselves. i say give me the 1 hour drama, the sitcom, the docudrama, the biopic and the reality shows. my only regret is that i have spent too much time trying to have a fulfilling life and not spending all of my time with you, tv.

Books:

again, i could say i read and of course i do but books give me gas. plain and simple books=gas. i celebrate periodicals. and lots of them. usually music ones but i can delve into news, gossip, and nudy.

Heroes:

People who write really bad poetry. People who talk during movies. Poeple who can get their groove on with no music. People who need people. People that invent cool stuff like: Nerds candy, tampons, plastic, tv's and periodicals.

My Blog

You think you are cool? My Grandma could kick your ass!

So my totally bitchin' g-ma called me last Thursday and said "melissa dear, now i have a reservation for you and jason in Laguna Beach for the weekend. your parents are taking Ollie. do you think yo...
Posted by crack spider on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:05:00 PST

why do good things always happen in burbank?

So it is NYE, we shipped ollie off to g-ma's and grumpa's for some grand-parental lovin'. We found ourselves in an all to familiar situation: broke in Echo Park with nothing to do. We have become rea...
Posted by crack spider on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:27:00 PST

There's a few things you should know if you really want to be my myspace friend...

In my ever-long quest for self knowledge I have discovered these truths to be absolute. If you can agree to the following terms of my being than you should proceed to be my my space friend. If you s...
Posted by crack spider on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST

happy freakin' halloween

Wow what a halloween we had. Basically there is only 3 people broker than you! And we are it!! So we have Ollie Monster appearing in the 4$, homemade costume:so there it isOh yeah, and I was a nerd...
Posted by crack spider on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:42:00 PST

Top TEN reasons why my night was better than yours!

1. Josh Homme (with lovely wife Broady) tried to buldoze me over to get to the Peeping Tom set.2. I danced my ass off with so many great people while !!! got it on.3. A large, black beautiful lady ...
Posted by crack spider on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 02:37:00 PST

Top 10 reasons my kid is cooler than u.

1. He is the namesake of Hunter S. Thompson2. He loves the song Dimension by Wolfmother and rocks out to it all the time.3. He sat next to Morrissey at a ...Trail of Dead concert.4. He will, most ...
Posted by crack spider on Wed, 17 May 2006 04:14:00 PST