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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Hello, my name is Joey, or [~Goliath~] to some. I love my friends to death and would kill for them. Haters are hilarious because they can never say anything to my face. Oh well I love them for being able to hate and hope no harm come to them, regardless of what they say to me. =] I generally like to think im a nice guy but I know I can be a bitch at times. I am not fake and am myself I love to make people laugh and most of all I love to make people feel better when theyre having a shitty day. =] I have lots of hopes and dreams that I wish to accomplish and on my journey I call life where I have a route but not destination other than blissfulness. I live without regrets, no matter where i am taken or what is to happen, life experiences build the me who I am to ment to become so why should I regret that? I currently am trying to get my diploma, I was supposed to graduate in '09 but I kinda slacked a bit and was being stupid, but in winter I should be all caught up and graduated. =] I don't really know what all I should put here but I guess that kinda the jist of stuff, so if you have any questions about me or for me just ask, ill try my best to give you an honest answer.
TEXT? 775.901.6911

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mystical creatures... (yes mexicans count)

Roses are red,
Violets are corney,
When I think of you,
Oh baby I get horny!

Eat me, Beat me,
Bite me, Blow me,
Suck me, Fuck me
Very slowly...

If you kiss me
Don't be sassy,
Use your tongue
And make it nasty!

~Tanya and Lisa's amazing peom!

My Blog

SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS OF INNER PEACE:

Watch for signs of PEACE, the hearts of a great many have already been exposed to it and it seems likely that we could find out society experiencing it in epidemic proportions, which then of course, c...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 13:22:00 GMT

Epic Pizza Story (By: TANYA)

One day there was a pizza that was made with EPIC SAUCE! And it was EPIC PIZZA! flavored with AWESOME. Then some fat bitch ate it.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:35:00 GMT

Weird Quotes My Friends Say...

Here are some quotes that the people i love have said, if u want a quote here them let me know, so i can tell you no and throw cupcakes at you. xoxo 1."I like looking at my shadow naked."_Dakota S._ 2...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:14:00 GMT

The Top 10 Ways To Freak Out Your Roomate

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 00:18:00 GMT