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A Simple Disaster

About Me

In September of 2005, A Simple Disaster was formed by Zephyr Goza and Wylie Kuhn, who met beating up small animals and children with their guitars. Then they realized they could theoretically make that sound like music and decided to start a band. One day they were both in a CD store and saw Saint Vincent Crash. When the store clerk overcharged St. Crash for a CD, St. Crash promptly began banging the clerk’s head on the counter in a rhythmic fashion, which led Zephyr and Wylie to believe that he would make an excellent drummer. Later that day, Wylie and Zephyr were walking down the street when they saw a kid running from a mob of naked and heavily armed midgets. They saved him by running all the midgets over with a hot dog truck. Thus Noah Swanson joined the band as bass player and resident midget expert. After they all practiced together, they realized that they would need a highly qualified manager to help them book shows and get them prostitutes on the weekends. So of course, they recruited the least qualified person available, and Cassia Gordon came on as the band’s manager. After a year and a half of writing music in Vincent's basement, frequent Dr. Pepper highs and non-consensual sex, the band is ready to tour and play music to the world, or maybe just that mob of naked midgets.
"YOU guys ROCK, man. With great politically-aware lyrics and a kicka$$ sound you are a force to be reckoned with for sure. So hurry up with that 'Hated Nation' CD!"--Darryl Ekt aka Stink! From the Rotters.
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Member Since: 20/12/2005
Band Website: www.asimpledisaster.com
Band Members: ZEPHYR GOZA: Guitar, Vocals
WYLIE KUHN: Guitar
NOAH SWANSON: Bass
SAINT CRASH: Drums

A Simple Disaster: Taking a Break From Practice (3 parts)

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Influences: Green Day
Your Mom
The Unseen
AC/DC
Coheed and Cambria
Chuck Norris
Anti-Flag
NOFX
Blink-182
Avenged Sevenfold
The Casualties
Billy Joel
Social Distortion
Sum 41

And lots of other bands and people.

The Hated Nation EP is available online at

And you can also buy the CD at

BB's CD's
5605-G W. FRIENDLY AVE.
GREENSBORO NC
in old Quaker Village Shopping Center
near Elizabeth's Pizza
Sounds Like: High-Powered Punk Music Combined With Gut-Busting Solo's
Record Label: Das War

My Blog

Recording update

We finally got around to recording today, after Zephyr twisted his ankle and was attacked by a German Shepherd. I know we make a lot of jokes and shit, but that one actually happened.We should have fo...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:14:00 GMT

Update on the New CD

So, it just occured to me that you guys haven’t really heard from us in a while. It will delight some of you and annoy others to know that we haven’t dropped off the face of the earth. Far...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:10:00 GMT

New CD

Well, it would appear that we can't keep it under wraps any longer. We currently recording our brand new album which we will bring to you some time in 2008. We have all the songs written and arranged,...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:28:00 GMT

New songs.

I just heard the first recorded version of Red, White, & Black, Bittersweet Revenge, Crash Course in Tragedy Romance, and Prologue. Zephyr, Daniel, and Noah haven't gone in and recorded anything y...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:17:00 GMT

OUR SHOW AT THE LINCOLN THEATRE.

Hosted By: A Simple Disaster [Show in Raleigh Sept. 30th] When: Sunday Sep 30, 2007 at 12:00 PMWhere: The Lincoln Theatre126 E Cabarrus St.Raleigh, NC 27601United StatesDescription:A Simple Disaster [...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:17:00 GMT

Show At Lincoln Theatre On September 30th.

A Simple Disaster is posting yet another blog about the show. We went to the meeting yesterday and it was pretty short but informal. Here's the deal, they gave us some kick-ass posters to slap everywh...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:59:00 GMT

BBs CD Store (is selling our CD)

Hello all, BB's CD store is now selling our CD "Hated Nation".  It's being sold for about 7 or 8 bucks.  So go out and get one, the more we sell, the faster we can record the new CD.  T...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:22:00 GMT

Show moved to Sept. 30th

Okay, so for those of you that haven't already heard, the show that was going to be in Raleigh on the 22nd has been moved to the 30th. We still don't have an exact location, but we will have more deta...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 13:42:00 GMT

Show on September 22nd!

Hey, everyone! Cassia here, the manager of A Simple Disaster. I've been asked to come tell you all about a super spiffy event that will be happening in September - September 22nd, in fact. The guys wi...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 18:25:00 GMT

CD FINISHED!

The EP is finished!We hauled ass in the studio and got the bass, guitar solos, vocals and background vocals done in 5 hours. Mixing and mastering should be finished by Sunday.For those fans who were w...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:15:00 GMT