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Joshua

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About Me

-------------------------------------------------------- You can call me JZ. Girls wanna date me, guys wanna be me. or beat my ass, but hey, "It's just another day in the life." you know? I'm cocky, arrogant, stubborn, but I have the biggest heart out of everyone you know. Guarnteed to make you laugh on your worst day and guarnteed to make you smile when you need it.--------------------------------------------------------- --------------I go to college, but I don't even know why. I'm too smart for school, I already know pretty much everything...well...I do. "i know you know i know you do." haha I have no idea what I want to do with my degree. I have no idea where I want to live. What I DO know, is that I will be extremely succesfull, simply because I'm rediculously good looking, hey, it helps. "Looks do matter!" Im very ambitious, I go after things. I want to be an actor/model. I guess that idea all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career." I'm sure you're laughing right now. It's ok, go right ahead. Laugh. Keep laughing. That's what I'll be doing when I get rich. laughin at you.-------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------Most likely--you've never had a drink as good as the ones I can whip up. I'm a bartender and womanizer, that's what I do, it pays the bills ya know. I'm simply a business man, I have a passion for what I do and when im doin it, im doin it well.------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------There are not many people who really know the real me. Everyone (and their mom) think they know, but in all honesty, they real haven't a clue. That's ok, I like being a man of mystery, and those who find out who I am worked hard and took the time to do so. Those select few are my best friends, to me they are family. I would do ANYTHING for the people I care about. When I say anything, I mean that, and you have know clue how true that is. seriously, try me, cuz you might not wake up tomorrow.--------------------------------------------------- -------------------I'm pretty simple I guess. I enjoy the finer things in life. I'm sorta rico suave, people think I'm an ass, I pretty much am, and I guess it's up to you to figure out your own opinion of me. Personally, I could care less what you think of me, I am who I am, and I'm fucking great. Take it or leave it. Questions, just ask! Thanks. Peace! god im a real "genius" (Duh Sarah) lol.-------------------------------------------------------- -----------------JZ baby!------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------I want to thank Sarah Wember for one of the greatest pieces of literature i have ever read!!!----- thats me baby!------------------------------------------------------- -------------------
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Name: Josh Zeihen
Birthday: July 4
Birthplace: Salem....
Current Location: Salem, WI
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas
Your Weakness: insecureness
Your Fears: Deep Water
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni & cheese
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the hell is screaming upstairs
Your Best Physical Feature: Chest
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont know
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: fucking neither
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: yea
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: do i sing?
Have you Been in Love: who knows anymore
Do you want to go to College: i do....go to college
Do you want to get Married: dont ask me that
Do you belive in yourself: yes...
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: everyone knows the answer to that
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: umm
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: hell no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: what the fuck kinda question is that
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a rich greedy bastard
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: 5'3'' - 6 is pushin it
Weight: just not to much heavier than me
Best Clothing Style: idk...how bout no clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont know
Number of CDs I own: dont know
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: jesus...
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||| 23%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical || 10%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests


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What does your birth month reveal about you?

July
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studyin

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I'd like to meet:

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Myspace Comments | Myspace Graphics | Myspace SurveysYO YOI just want to meet someone or people that i can trust. I love women and i respect them more than anything. I love a girl that is athletic and also intellectual! it is a HUGE TURN ON when i can sit and have a conversation with a good looking girl and she can hold her own. and of course i would like to meet these celebs Johnny DeppGwen StefaniBen StillerLOL I want to MARRY THIS WOMAN!Carrie Underwood

Music:

My favorite band is TRAPT, i also like No Doubt. and MIKE JONES IS THE SHIT. ha ha ha he's a bad rapper but he's hilarious. on the other hand No one RAPS like Lil Wayne... BUT I listen to just about every kind of music, especially depending on the mood i am in. whatever sounds good, u know...SO FUCKING KICK IT WITH MY DANCIN CRYPT WALKIN BABY AND LISTEN TO MY MUSIC.....bitchesOK...and if anyone wants one of these songs or wants to request a song...just go to my site..."jzfball26..." and it will give you the CODEs there. lol no more searchin myspace for your BAND...just come to me and ill get you whatever song you want!

Movies:

Zoolander, Scarface, The Godfather, Starsky & Hutch, The Wedding Crashers, Blow, Pirates of the Carribean, Days of Thunder, Varsity Blues, Anchorman, i think there's more? There is more!!! The Prestige, Blood Diamond, The Descent.Take the quiz:
Which HOT guy movie star are you?(guyz only)

Colin Farrel
Your a tough butt-kicking guy.

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Television:

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Books:

HOWS THIS FOR A FUCKIN BOOK! YEA READ THAT! what is that #? lol... no im jp im jp.

Heroes:

FLASH! or any girl that can keep up with HIM!

My Blog

Josh sais for all the girls that just can't seem to understand! here's the point...so get it!

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­­­­­At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the st...
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:47:00 PST

----my famous qoutes---

probably the 1st time i went through 2nd grade, I noticed my reflection in a spoon and realized...Wow! im ridiculously good looking.~Derek Z.I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being reall...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:45:00 PST

basically everything there is to know about me!

What's your first name? Joshua What's your last name? Zeihen You got any siblings? Names? ages? 2, a sister! and my lil Bro Jake. he's 11. my sister is 15 i think now.Are your parents together? Yes, t...
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:54:00 PST