About Me
CHECK OUT THE CALENDAR!! IM IN IT!!IM CRAZY BITCH---I RUN WITH SCISSORS*****
About me? (LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO LIE ALL THE TIME-TO YOURSELF, TO OTHERS, AND TO ME) Eh, I think I'm a great person, but I know of a few who would disagree--they're obviously retarded. :) I love laughing and making people laugh, I love being with my family and friends--they're the coolest people in the world--that's why I hang out with them :) They're like a potluck dinner of hilarity...the twins, the negro, the homo...some of my fav'rit individuals!!! I like to run-dont know why, just do. I like to watch people fight-again, I don't know why, just do, boxing, UFC, and that cage fighting crap is pretty neat. I also like watching the "when good animals go bad" shows...stupid people make me laugh, even if it means them getting hurt. sssstoooopid.
"No soliciting" means even religion!!!
I love: (in no specific order) ice cream, pancakes, drinking, snow, playing in the mud, chapstick, tattoos, my cell phone, long hair, guys in hats, a frosty premium malt beverage, earrings, music, my family, holidays or HollyDays, muscles-on guys, flowers, money, softball, hot guys and fast cars-and hot cars and fast guys :), Dog the Bounty Hunter, racial slurs, playing in the rain, Jim Carrey movies, tennis, watching people fight, harassing old people, cleaning, loud obnoxious people, nice teeth, random questions, art, hearing disturbing comments about old people and Jews, pictures, big words, music, being lazy on occasion, mowing over small animals in my car, mowing over small animals on foot, green tea, Maury Povich, my toes, cleaning, making money.
I hate: (in no specific order) liars, the color green, cold feet, chest hair-on guys, papercuts, dry skin, guys in pink-unless you're gay, windy days, whore's that think they're doing the world a favor by spreading their legs, sneezing, strong liquor, heavy traffic, deep water, people that spit when they talk, bad teeth, people that don't have common sense--apparently its not common with some people-its a skill that must be learned, people that make life altering mistakes-but wont own up to them, diarrhea, almost drowning in the shower, people that cant listen, DRAMA, stuffy noses.
