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Mattandthebeanstalk

About Me

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I'm Matt and I live in a hat. I like parkour (this sport that hardly anyone's ever heard of, also known as freerunning - do a google search). Well ... I say I do parkour. Really I'm just clumsy and fall over railings a lot.
I listen to a lot of music - I like a lot of heavy metal and rock sorta stuff, but also funky and jazzy sort of music. Some Drum n Bass, reggae, ska, bit of hip hop and rap.
Used to do a lot of inline skating, but I never really got good at it.
What else? Well, someday when I'm less lazy I'll add to this.
Savvy? :P
P.S. Watch this funny parkour spoof. (Not to be taken seriously - the crap they do and say in this video isn't what parkour's all about)
http://media.putfile.com/parkour-world-tour
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You are dependable, popular, and observant.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Matt!

  • Donald Duck's middle name is Matt!
  • The only Englishman to become Matt was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Matt from 1154 to 1159!
  • The deepest part of Matt is over 35,000 feet deep.
  • In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Matt!
  • If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Matt!
  • Reindeer like to eat Matt.
  • The colour of Matt is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
  • The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Matt.
  • Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Matt.
  • 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Matt.
  • My Interests

    Read the rubbish under 'about me'. Not that it tells you much, I just want you to read it really.
    On top of the things I mentioned there, I also like paintballing and archery, as well as climbing things (just things in general really).
    I'm also into bushcraft, primitive skills/survival etc. Currently learning to play guitar, and that probably tops my interests at the moment.

    I'd like to meet:

    People mainly; nice ones that I like.

    adopt your own virtual pet!

    Music:

    Read above, you lazy git. And if you can't be bothered, then it confirms my belief that you're a lazy git unless you do bother to read above. I would write so much more, but ironically enough I'm a bit lazy myself.
    I've decided to stop being lazy and list other bands I like that come to mind: (Not in any order at the moment)
    DREAM THEATER, Foo Fighters, Papa Roach, Linkin Park (not so much these days though) Iron Maiden, GUNS N ROSES, Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, Mads Eriksen, Led Zeppelin, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Django Reinhardt, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Trivium, the Ruts, Pantera, Primus, Bloodhound Gang, Megadeth, METALLICA, Velvet Revolver, Cypress Hill, Blink 182, Binary Star, Jedi Mind Tricks, PENDULUM, Broke 'n' English, Red Hot Chili Peppers, AC/DC, Green Day, The Offspring, Rage Against the Machine, The Daywalkers, Kosheen, Ninjatune stuff in general (Mr Scruff, Coldcut, Amon Tobin, etc).

    Movies:

    Lord of the Rings (all of them), Pirates of the Caribbean (Pirates! YARRR!), The Matrix (all of them, although the third's a bit crap), Fight Club, Shaun of the Dead, Snatch; Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels; War of the Worlds, American Pie (the first three). Road Trip's good too.
    Waynes World! Yeah! Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, yaaah!
    They're all the ones that come to mind for now =P.

    Television:

    I don't watch TV often, but every now and then a good series comes along - Spaced is brilliant, I also like the Mighty Boosh, League of Gentlemen, Shameless, The Young Ones - although that's not on TV anymore. Also the series 'Bottom', which isn't on TV anymore either as far as I know.
    The Peep Show's very funny too.
    Oh, and there's that new comedy sketch called 'Man / Woman' which is ace.

    Books:

    LOTR, Harry Potter, Tales of the Otori

    Heroes:

    No more heroes anymore, no more heroes anymore! (ace solo here)