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Will Whiskey

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'd rather be moving and lost, then standing still and know exactly where I am.

I'm really tired of random myspace sluts and gay shirtless twinks trying to add me as friends. I don't want to be your friend! If you know me just message me and I'll give you the info to do it. If you don't know me, try sending me a message, maybe start a conversation and really try to become friends rather then just pushing a button to do it.

Krystan made me a Meatini, it's delicious, seriously!

I love movies, espcially love horror movies , all kinds, espcially bad cheap ones. I enjoy drinking. I don't know, i think i'm kinda boring.
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My Interests

Movies, TV, hanging out, Drinking, Beer, Blood, Gore, and Carnage, Tacos, intense fear of mushrooms (like on pizza), $10 porn, Kelly Ripa , Traci Lords, Russ Meyers, Zombies , Serial Killers.

I'd like to meet:

Punks, zombies and hoodrats. I want to meet people who will hang out, drink a bucket of beer and watch cheesy horror movies and porn. I want to meet girls who fight, and boys who bone other boys, but don't buy into the whole "gay pride" conspiracy. Most likely, I do not want to meet you, but give it a shot.

Music:

Dropkick Murpheys, Lightning Bolt, GG Allin , Cocksparrer, Rancid, Los Crudos, U.S. Bombs, Tom Waits, Bouncing Souls, Beastie Boys, Social Distortion, Dial M for Murder, Swindle, Transplants, Cocksparrer, Lovage , Distillers, DJ Shadow, Atmosphere. Something else, i'm sure, i don't feel like thinking

Movies:

Rock and Roll High School, D.E.B.S., Run Lola Run, Halloween, Shaun of the Dead , American History X, The Stepford Wives ('75), Romper Stomper, Better Off Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, The Dangerous Lives of Alterboys, Audition, The Return of the Living Dead , Freaks, City of Lost Children, Cecil B. Demented, The Shining, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, The Beyond, Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74) , Suspiria, Zombie, The Ugly, Secretary (only the greatest love story ever told), St. Elmo's Fire, Dark City, Nightmare Before Christmas, Dawn of the Dead ('78) , Misery, The Breakfast Club, The Rescuers, The Neverending Story, Hellraiser , Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Requim for a Dream, Carrie, Bamboozled, Jaws, Super Troopers, Ginger Snaps, May. Directors Dario Argento and Lucio Fulci .

Television:

Bones,Rosanne, Whatevers on, Six Feet Under, The Sapranos , Mutant X, The 4400, Invader Zim , Forensic Files, Stripperella, Simple Life, Family Guy, America's Next Top Model, Simpsons, Arreseted Development, South Park , The Man Show, Chappelle's Show, CSI, CSI: Miami, Law & Order: SVU .

Books:

right now i'm reading: A Million Little Pieces by James Frey

Great and Secret Show and Everville both by Clive Barker , Most stephen king, 1984, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson. How to...: Make Love Like A Porn Start by Jenna Jameson

Heroes:


Mrs. Tanya Turner
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My Blog

2005: A Retrospective

A look back at 2005... 40 questions about 2005.1) Was 2005 a good year for you?It was an alright year, definetly had it's highs and it's lows.2) What was your favorite moment of the year?The couple of...
Posted by Will Whiskey on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:23:00 PST

Is Myspace out of control?

Ok, I'm starting to feel like Myspace is going a little crazy. Here are some reasons. Text Notification Do you really need to be notified you got something on myspace on your cellphone? Most of us...
Posted by Will Whiskey on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:45:00 PST

In Memory of Max

This morning I had to take Max, my cat, who many of you know and love, to the vet to be put to sleep. About a week ago he suddenly went blind. His had a scrape on one of his cornia's. I took him to ...
Posted by Will Whiskey on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 04:45:00 PST

BIKE + CAR = BROKEN FACE.

So i don't know if you heard or not, but due to a drunkin bike/car accident wendsday night, i lost one and a half of my front teeth and cut up my top lip pretty badly. I know some of you saw it ha...
Posted by Will Whiskey on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 08:58:00 PST

Do you know me?

I stole this from Ranger, so thanks Ranger. I was just curious how much you people, my "friends" know about me. And for those of you who don't know me so well, you can learn some interesting little t...
Posted by Will Whiskey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Update: My Wonderful Life

Here's just a little update on what's goin on in my life right now, because i know all you little boys and girls out there are so curious. I am no longer in the research study, i actually left it las...
Posted by Will Whiskey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My friends are awesome...

Matt, you seriously rule man, hope you don't go to jail.   Matt'>http://www.gainesville.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/200411 03/LOCAL/41103023&SearchID=73189880119781...
Posted by Will Whiskey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How'd it take me so long to figure this out?

I've decided i dislike most people. I think espcially on myspace.
Posted by Will Whiskey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hairy...

So, today Dan and i saw Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. My main thought after leaving the theater, was that that girl who played Hermione got wicked fucking hot. I mean, i know she's like ...
Posted by Will Whiskey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm the coolest kid in the world.

I'm sitting home, alone, on a friday night, drinking beer, watching spy kids on FOX. Yea, i'm the coolest kid ever.
Posted by Will Whiskey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST