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Kossy

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

{} MyGen Profile Generator I'm alive. I'm a day trader by night and a foot model by day. My shoes are dirty and my hands are clean. I release eco-friendly emissions. I like the taste of smokey whiskey, strong tea, and good glass of a pinot grigio! When I hit the mega millions jackpot my plans are simple. My friend Jake and his boys and I will tour all of the major league baseball parks all in one summer. Our wives can come along too... maybe. I've learned that Ohio produces a lot of douchebags but always produces some the greatest people you'll ever met..EVER! I don't have a colon and I don't care. I believe in the four agreements and try to live by them as much as possible. Saving the best for last... I am married to the love of my life Jen, and we have four fur babies. Three cats and one doggy.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOU and only you. Then soon after I will ask if I can barrow some money. Oh and if you haven't met these people you truely should.

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My Blog

Sorry, not a funny blog.

  Through out my many hospitalizations I have had the pleasure to have some interesting, unique, and unusual roommates. Some have been an absolute nightmare, some have been great. Through out all...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:47:00 GMT

How about a whole helping heaping of WRONG!

Wouldn’t it be nice if you all had jobs or careers where we could be wrong more then fifty precent of the time and never have to answer for it?  I know I would.  Well I know of one job...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:55:00 GMT

My sex tape....

I swear you people fell for it again!   PERVERTS!!!!!
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Wow... just wow.

I’m talking about shenanigans today.... To top the list would be King Kwame and his Shenanigans.  All I can say is oh my.  I don’t want to comment on this topic.  I&rsq...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:40:00 GMT

Momnesia

Well the good ol USA Today has wrote an article to give woman another excuse not to do the luandry, make super, clean the house, and beckin to every whime their husbands disire! Basical...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:57:00 GMT

I fell in to a burning ring of fire.. I went down down down

While traveling around town today I noticed something ironic.  Their was a guy dressed in a white cloth who looked like a hare krishna jamming out on his oversized Bose headphones. I co...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Tales From The Under Belly

Howdy everyone, So let me tell ya all a little story about a man named Ron.  Yesterday I had an odd experience.  I had just got home from having lunch with Jen and her friend at and I let o...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:15:00 GMT

Death of a Wheelbarrow

Yes, it's true.  My wheelbarrow broke it's back and snapped like a toothpick under pressure.  Memorial service will be held tonight around 9pm where I lie it to rest on the curb for tra...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:31:00 GMT

Mission Accomplished

Editors note: No proof reading or spell check has been done for this blog.   For a while now my basement has been invaded by crickets.  Not even a lot of them.   Every couple of d...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:01:00 GMT

Indecent Proposal

  So if you haven't heard by now I am planning on being the Cool-Aid guy for Halloween.  OH YEAH!  While at Applebee's with  my lover she asked me how was I going to propose to he...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 13:55:00 GMT