Horg Horg! I am Gargledorf! The monster who lives under your bed and your face. I live under the alias Will Smith and transform into my regular body only under ABOP supervision. I am currently single and got more pectorals than Harold and Kumar's Muscle Museum. See my hairs? Those are fake. Sh-shut up OK? But check out my mouth, its huge and red. Oh yeah...fuck you! ROARRRRR GARGLE!@!!!! ALAN PARSONS!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Smazzle the Finnleyak, Corgon-94 of the Delta Bung Quadrant, David Crosby, Barbingo Lazzsaerious, Michael Helsing Karsz, and Gigbo Meefqueef Cerruti.
