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STREETLIGHT PICASSO If spunk funked..................listening to drum and bass whilst bathing with monks at 5 am? "This used to be about the music" Michael cried as Will withdrew the syringe from his arm. "Its never been about the music Michael" Will sneered, shooting the blood from the syringe towards Michael's pale face. Jammy looked on complacently. Streetlight Picasso's manager strolled in nonchantly smoking a guitar, I mean cigar, he laughed and spat at Will's quivering body. "You sad junkie scum" he laughed, taking Â£10 out of Will's wallet. Will was too tired to move. Jammy looked on complacently. Michael began crying into his hands, and when the manager turned his back, picked up a lampshade and smashed it over his head.This is the sort of rock n roll situation that Streetlight Picasso want to be involved in, and you, yes you! can help us by giving us money, and spreading the word of our music. If you want to know rockstars you will help us, and if you dont we will be very disapointed. STREETLIGHT PICASSO. STREETLIGHT PICASSO
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Member Since: 12/20/2005
Band Website: geocities.com/disciple_of_funk/mypage.html
Band Members: Michael Hoole: GUITAR, VOICEBOX, SOUND MANIPULATOR Michael once invented a time machine that could only be used once and used it to visit the birth of jesus, but got Bethlehem mixed up with Basingstoke, and ended up in the right time at the wrong place in what was once simply a forest, he describes the experience as "Pretty shit." James Moores: FAT BEATS IN YOUR FACE Jammy claims to have been abducted by aliens numerous times, all during the time in which the large American sporting event "the Superbowl" takes place. Although those who know Jammy, knows he constantly smells of cider and lies, Will has taken up his claim and is currently suing Rupert Murdoch on Jammy's behalf for being involved with most shady stuff and being in general "pretty shit." William Hiscock: Keyboards, sounds, noise, conversation Will is a gentleman, but underneath his charm and rediulous good looks, lurks the mind of a phycopath, much like Patrick Bateman. Will made most of his money volunteering for Government testing experiments and the invested it into Alan Sugar's company. Will struts around his current town of inhabitance burning money in front of bums and killing who he pleases. One bum has described Wills antics as "pretty shit." Live Picasso includes Musical artistry from Scot Buckland and Louis Kirby. Composition by Michael, Will and Jammy.
Influences: William Shatner's spoken word albums,Whale Songs, Brian Eno, Talking heads, Modern Lovers, Grandmaster Flash, Beastie Boys, The sound of silence. Ferris Buellers Day Off. Sunshine. Teenage love. Noise.
Sounds Like: Music from the radio
Record Label: None.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Sax and picasso

New style. New songs. More pointless blogs. More Drugs. More weird music. More Summer. More hip hop. More love. More Art. Yours sincerely Sax and Picasso
Posted by Streetlight Picasso on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 04:21:00 PST

A Triumph for the House of Enger but not through Music

A loud thud A Scream of pain and perhaps a chant of "We wear the White Shirts and you drive the White Vans" from an excited onlooker. They had done it. They had beaten one of the greatest powers the ...
Posted by Streetlight Picasso on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:55:00 PST

A typical night for the Englefields

When not snorting illegal substances, dogging groupies and abusing our rider, The Englefields like to unwind occasionaly and have a pleasant Friday night in. Jammy and Harry are off to the theater to ...
Posted by Streetlight Picasso on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 01:58:00 PST

yo yo yo englefields rock

oi oi savaloi good to say first blog from scozza!!!!!!played tnite was it good!!!of course it was !!!cos we would rock your grandma's knickers off!!!much love to all that came!!love scozzaxxxxxi feel ...
Posted by Streetlight Picasso on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:03:00 PST

One step forward for The Englefields (and two steps back)

With The Englefields constantly being pressurised into releasing their debut album, coupled with the fact that the sexual tension within the band has been rising to boiling point and that th...
Posted by Streetlight Picasso on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 01:08:00 PST

Jammy, Mike and Louis DATE THESE HOTTIES NOW

On the 27th of January we wish to go on a blind date with some beautiful women. ALL EXPENSES PAID FOR YOU!Michael is into key swapping parties and his qualities include: A bitch on the guitar, a good ...
Posted by Streetlight Picasso on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 08:41:00 PST

Michael ruins long running band tradition.

Michael you fuck up!!!
Posted by Streetlight Picasso on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:52:00 PST

Jammy and Louis have seen the light continued .

The Saints James and Louis have returned from the Pilgramige to Father Neil's living quarter's. Unfortunatly Dame Ruth was not present as she had other lonley men to attend to. Like Micheal for insta...
Posted by Streetlight Picasso on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:02:00 PST

New Songs and Will's love of bum sex comes rushing out

Just When you thought The Englefields could only improve by either ALL being Christians or having better looking girlfriends, we've only gone and done it. After Louis lost lost his voice after a surpr...
Posted by Streetlight Picasso on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 02:20:00 PST

Jammy and Louis have seen the light.

Hosanna in the highest, the prophets of our generation have spoken. Unto you our loyal fans we speak words of advice and experience. After a lifetime of strict Christianity, following the path of Jesu...
Posted by Streetlight Picasso on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 05:01:00 PST