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Lee K. Schrute

I am here for Friends

About Me

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." ~Mel Brooks; "We're actors - we're the opposite of people." ~ Tom Stoppard

My Interests

Acting, Comedy Sportz, Women, Japan, Four Square, Handball, Fire, and Video Games.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

ELO, Truckee Brothers, Styx, AC/DC, The Bags, Boston, Deep Purple, The Slip, Freezepop, Van Halen, Whitesnake, Rockapella, Led Zeppelin, Queen, The Beatles, Eric Clapton, Group X, Oingo Boingo, Wesley Willis, Graveyard BBQ, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Danny Elfman, Muse, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, Postal Service, Eiffel 65, Phenomenauts, Aquabats, The Shins, Johnny Cash, Electric Six, Arrogant Worms, The Cure, Songs from Cowboy BeBop, Family Guy: Live in Vegas, Cowboy Mouth, Songs from Team America: World Police, Elton John, Michael Jackson, Aerosmith, Weezer, Weird Al Yankovic, The Killers, Everclear, Santana, Everlast, Pink Floyd, Tantric, David Bowie, Seu Jorge, Songs from Life Aquatic: with Steve Zissou, Guns 'N' Roses, Jack Johnson, Devo

Movies:

Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas; Edward Scissorhands; Princess Bride; Shrek (1 and 2); Pan's Labrynth; Casablanca; Drunken Master; Operation Condor; Dragon Lord; Jackie Chan's First Strike; Shall We Dansu; Spirited Away; Pin Pon; Princess Mononoke; Scotland, PA; Donnie Darko; Sin City; Fast Times at Ridgemont High; Dazed and Confused; Kung Fu Hustle; X-men (1, 2, and 3); Finding Nemo; The Labrynth; The Neverending Story; Space Balls; Robin Hood: Men in tights; The Twelve Chairs; Young Frankenstein; High Anxiety; To Be Or Not To Be; Silent Movie; Blazing Saddles; History of the World part 1; Harold and Maude; Pirates of the Caribbean; Indiana Jones (1-3); Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Toy Story (1 and 2); Cowboy BeBop (both the movie and the show); Beverly Hills Ninja; Pleasantville; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1-3); Star Wars (mostly 4-6)
:: how jedi are you? ::
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Television:

Scrubs, Friends, Seinfeld, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Ed Edd n' Eddy, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Oddparents, Hong Kong Phooey, old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Fawlty Towers, Ryouri no Tetsu Jin, Simpsons, Freakazoid, Animaniacs, Futurama, Family Guy, My Name is Earl, Lost, Rocko's Modern Life, The Drew Carey Show

My Blog

Hark! A battle cry!!

form action="http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php" method="get"> What Is Your Battle Cry? Running along the mini-mall parking lot, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Mgntohydrodynmc! And he giv...
Posted by Lee K. Schrute on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:56:00 PST

a rant, a thought, a disease

so, i will be taking three classes during the summer (one already started). and, if i survive that, then i get to look forward to twenty-one units during the fall. after that i'm not too sure, but the...
Posted by Lee K. Schrute on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:19:00 PST

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What is love?  I have been asked this question in my honors english class, and have always gone on the side of saying, "love doesn't exist."  but, i do not know if this is true, because i se...
Posted by Lee K. Schrute on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:42:00 PST

Triforce Taquitos (Made by Lee Pollero)


Posted by Lee K. Schrute on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 01:11:00 PST

Bored? Fill out this survey:

1. Who are you?2. How long have you known me?3. When/Where/How did we meet?4. Describe me in one word.5. What's your best memory of me?6. How well do you think you know me?7. How well do i know you?8....
Posted by Lee K. Schrute on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 10:55:00 PST

Pink vs. Green

Which is the superior color? [ ] Pink    or [ ] Green
Posted by Lee K. Schrute on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 06:04:00 PST

So, I hope she dies...

all right, so my mom works for a really old and very bitchy woman. now, if the old/bitchy woman gets her license gets revoked, or if she dies, i will get her car. it's a 2002 mustang convert...
Posted by Lee K. Schrute on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:58:00 PST

Comedy Sportz, I shall miss thee...

holy crap, friday night's comedy sportz was so friggin' sweet!! now, i dont mean to brag or anything, but i think i have the best good advice characters ever. and, i cant believe i was a lead characte...
Posted by Lee K. Schrute on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is what i am

START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --> What are you?Sephiroth's SwordSeen here stabbing poor Aeris to death.Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. E...
Posted by Lee K. Schrute on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

kind of emo, so watch out

the darkness becomes entangled within my own dna. myself but a pawn in it's fruitless game. to struggle is to bring pain upon oneself, to bring agony to thine own body. pain, sorrow, regret, all encom...
Posted by Lee K. Schrute on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST