Dirty Joke #3 |
A Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:50:00 GMT |
Dirty Joke Of The Day #2 |
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Do...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:43:00 GMT |
Dirty Joke Of The Day 1 |
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 00:47:00 GMT |
THE HOUSE THAT SCREAMS |
PREFACE The problem in which this document describes itself is, in fact, superstitious. Not everyone believes in the paranormal, nor in the powers in which they hold. In my opinion, how could yo...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:20:00 GMT |
THE HOUSE THAT SCREAMS.....conclusion |
PART 5 FATHER RICK JAMERSON Jeff was startled out of sleep by the phone ringing. He wiped the crust from his eyes and sat up. He looked at the clock which read 3:19 am. The phone cont...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:18:00 GMT |
THE HOUSE THAT SCREAMS.....afterwards. |
AFTERWARDS After a complete investigation in the Victorian home nothing supernatural was ever discovered. The only things that seemed out of place was the downstairs furniture, which was still ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:16:00 GMT |
My review on "Candyman" |
Well what can I say about Candyman? It scared me when I was 7 but today it seems a little out there. Nonetheless I commend Tony Todd for his performance and his bloody hook. To some ,especially gir...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:37:00 GMT |
My opinons on Night Of The Living Dead |
A young man in his twenties had an idea to make a great movie. At the time I'm sure he didn't even begin to imagine it would take off like it did. That man is George Romero and his movie is "Night O...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:43:00 GMT |
My opinion on Horror Movies in the past 30 years.....part 3. |
Well, as promised I am back to do my third review. I got a request to do "The Serpent and the Rainbow" and so welcome to part 3. THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOWSet in Haiti, a doctor is sent to investiga...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:02:00 GMT |
My opinion on Horror Movies in the last 30 years.....Part 2. |
Ok, maybe you've read my first review which was "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" or maybe not. All the same I will continue to do what I have made my mind up to set out and do. I believe that every mov...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:16:00 GMT |
