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Andrew

If you don't like big red chewing gum, then fuck you!

About Me


Create your own Friend Quiz hereOkay...(sigh)...the people I'm intending to see this profile will already have a pretty good picture of who I am. So telling them what they already know is basically an insult to their intelligence. So why waste the time.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew Mcmahon Hooyman
Birthday: 9/8/87
Birthplace: St. Louis, MO
Current Location: Denver, CO
Eye Color: blue/green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'0''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I hail from the region of Meditarania
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance
Your Weakness: The color yellow
Your Fears: In jail with Chuck e Cheese as a cell mate
Your Perfect Pizza: CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Well if I don't die I quess world peace. Just Kidding.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: whats lol mean?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Smells like Folgers
Your Best Physical Feature: eyebrows
Your Bedtime: Whenever I damn well please
Your Most Missed Memory: Going to the Dentist...NOT!
Pepsi or Coke: Martinelli's
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's square burgers rock
Single or Group Dates: Group (me and 3 girls)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Well ya know their both so unique I just can't decide
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: More like caffine or caffine. Lets just skip this one.
Do you Smoke: Naw...I found that someday I'll need my lungs
Do you Swear: Only on the weekends
Do you Sing: Do I!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes ever since that court order.
Have you Been in Love: Only with that handsome devil in the mirror(sigh narcissism)
Do you want to go to College: Yep
Do you want to get Married: Yep
Do you belive in yourself: I think therefore I am. -Decartes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm dizzy.
Do you think you are Attractive: How many handsome devils can there be.
Are you a Health Freak: I AM NOT A FREAK!
Do you get along with your Parents: Is the sky blue refracted light.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes but I like to consider myself as an observer over a participant.
Do you play an Instrument: I consider the kazoo as my paint brush and the world as my canvas.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope.
In the past month have you Smoked: Hell No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I refer this answer to the one posted above.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope but thanks for reminding me.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah and boy did I have fun.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wouldn't be a very good health freak if I did, now would I.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Naw I don't like food poisoning.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Actually yeah.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. I hope to keep it that way.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I live in colorado and its winter where would I go skinny dipping.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah the championship trophy at the tournament we lost.
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Oh at least once a day. NOT!
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, but you should have seen the other guy.
Ever Shoplifted: I'm unable to to disclose that information.
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory...preferably a painless blaze of glory.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Exercise and conditioning coach.
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green.
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette.
Short or Long Hair: shoulder length
Height: shorter than me but around shoulder level.
Weight: Uhh...do you want an actual weight cause its really not big a deal for me.
Best Clothing Style: Jeans and a T.
Number of Drugs I have taken: No drugs.
Number of CDs I own: Is this about me or the girl cause I couldn't tell ya either way.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Probably this survey along with alot of other stupid things. The list is quite long.
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My Interests

A quick side note, before I get into all of my interests. But there is alot of space here. I cannot imagine how I could fill it all. I mean I just don't find that many things interesting. And not that there isn't anything out there, but by the hammer of thor there is alot of space here. Here I'll list all of my interests right off the top of my head: basketball, athletic training, exercise science, adult swim(which is not porn(sicko)). And thats it. Of course there are other things I'm interested in, probably alot of the same things everyone else is interested in. So why list it, there's probably nothing I could write that a person couldn't guess. My point is there nothing more I could write that could tell you more about me. So I'll end with this: I'm interested in livin till I'm done; no more no less. And thats pretty much it.

I'd like to meet:

Zach Galifinakis, Eddie Izzard, Johnny Perry and the Amazing Johnathan. Thats right the Amazing F***ing Jonhathan. And anyone else who wants to talk; but not Trump. I refuse to meet Trump. Couldn't he think of a more original name than "Trump Tower". Hey why not the toupee tower. I'm sorry that wasn't funny. And trumpy no hard feelings k. Okay.

Music:

Does it really matter. I mean really, is anyone who is going to read this really going to judge me differently if I list rock over rap. So lets just call it a day. Lets just say if it sounds good let it play; except yodelling and country. I'm planning on submitting those two to the international court in the Amsterdam for crimes against humanity. There they can spend the rest of their lives with Talstoy and Palpot. Sorry about butchering your names fellas but watcha gonna do?

Movies:

NO CHICK FLICKS or FOREIGN FILMS WITHOUT SUBTITLES, unless there are really bad voiceovers then its just funny. Come on admit it. As for everything else as long as it has a plot worth watching I'll see it.

Television:

Reality TV sucks. Reality TV is like a good book gone bad and the sitcom is reality gone worse. It's also a kick in the nuts to all of comedy(farse and parody is so much better why do you think snl has been around for so long). If people want reality watch the news and if they want comedy watch "comedy central", its in the name so it has to be funny. Enough of this PG bull****(contradicting? Of course but hey I don't want to offend anyone). I'm sorry its late and I have very little to do. I know I don't have any authority or merit to say this but I figured what the heck if I don't who will( pretty much everyone actually). MY MESSAGE MUST BE HEARD!

Books:

Does it usually take this long to submit these things. I mean jeezy chreezy. I can see the sun coming up. Well this is the last of these stupid interest things. If you have read all of these topic I admire you fortitude. It is not easy to hear someone rant like a jackass for almost a page. No hard feelings I hope. But if there are I'll have my buddies from chicago break your knee caps. Just kidding...I don't know anyone in chicago. Or do I?.......................................................... .............No I was thinking about it and I really don't. Good night everyone.

Heroes:

I just realized how stupid all these are. To tell the truth it was really late at night when I wrote these I now that I have read them again I see how dumb they really are soooooo.....sorry I guess. Have a good break everyone!