Aggie profile picture

Aggie

About Me

All Day I Dream About Snacks

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is a piece of cake or an Oreo

My Blog

my funeral

OK. So, I finally got the play list for my funeral down. I know that's a little morbid, but you have to be prepared for things. I also did one for my wedding. But I like the songs on this one better. ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:11:00 GMT

today

I have a major announcement: today is the worst day ever in the history of the universe, and fuck today. Right now I am sitting below a framed poster of an eagle, wings spread, cutting though the clo...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 15:15:00 GMT

capture

In the wake of Brian Doyle's unfortunate circumstances, my roommate Melissa and I have been watching a lot of Fox News. Actually, Melissa and I watch a lot of Fox news no matter what is going on in th...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:36:00 GMT

scary story

I was walking down State St. the other day with the intention of purchasing Tony Kushner's "Homebody/Kabul", for my voice class. It was the middle of the day, and I was right in the middle of downtown...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 16:54:00 GMT

Another Open Letter to Roger Ebert

Dear Roger, OK. Sorry. I was crass in my predictions and overly confident, and I got what I deserved. But come on, that movie was bullshit. Sincerely, Agnes L. Hewitt
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 21:17:00 GMT

action/adventure

On Friday my friend Ellery came through Chicago on his way from New York to Los Angeles. I went to meet him for lunch at the train station, but ended up getting there an hour early because Ellery is f...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:59:00 GMT

shufloz in chicago

I can't sleep anymore. I think I am worried about something. But I don't know what. Maybe I'm dying. If any of you have trouble sleeping, I've found that Johanna David's narration of Jane Austen's "...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 01:00:00 GMT

Thanksgiving blog

I don't know why I decided that I should start doing a myspace blog on thanksgiving. I am back in Los Angeles, and I think I am developing blood clots from my new birth control. I stopped smoking when...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 14:41:00 GMT