Irish girls are unique in their character. They're a combination of a girl, mother, hooker and nun. They go from bambi to banshee in 3.7 seconds. They can bat their eyes, or blacken yours. Depending on their mood, they'll chastise you for drinking, or match you pint for pint.They're like the grace of God... incomprehensible but indispensible.I go to the original House of Blues, I ride the "EL" and know why its called that. I like my pizza with thick crust...I say 'Sassage' and 'Sammitch" like I deserve to eat it, I know why its called the windy city, I know Buckingham is a fountain and not a palace...Three million people talk just like me, LSD is a street and not a drug, I dont cringe when I go through a 'bad' neighborhood or when I see a paddy wagon. I drive on expressways, watch DA BEARS. I shop on Michigan Ave, wear gym shoes and drink POP. I AM FROM CHICAGO (chi-cah-go) AND DAMN PROUD!