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Karla Renee

That's my bread and butter you're fucking with.

About Me



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I'm Karla Renee.
I'm Scandinavian and German. (thus the headstrong attitude and willingness to drink heavily)
I'm a complete bitch.
I love metal.
I hate people who think they must change for others to like them.
I hate the country I live in for various reasons.
I have ambitions, but people say I dream too big. I think if you shoot for the stars and land on the moon, however, then you at least got somewhere.
I am going somewhere with my life...with or without anyone else by my side.
I can't hold down a relationship to save my life.
I don't really give a shit what you think about me.

My Interests

Writing.
Playing Video Games.
Listening to Metal.
Watching movies and making them.
Taking photos.
Sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

The Umbrella Corporation. Biozone. Those rooms that all connect below the surface of Spokane. An honorable death in battle. The Vikings, and my other ancestors. Sweden. People who have common interests. People who aren't assholes. Sparring buddies.

A guy who is going to change my life.

Music:

I LIKE DEATH METAL DEAL WITH IT.
1. Old Man's Child
2. Arch Enemy
3. Amon Amarth
4. Nile
5. Finntroll
6. Mushroomhead
7. The Autumn Offering
8. Dimmu Borgir
9. Zonaria
10.Dethklok
…And Oceans, 1349, 3 Inches of Blood, The Absence, Acheron, Adema, Aeon, Agnostic Front, Alice in Chains, Amorphis, Angel Corpse, Angel Dust, Anthrax, Arch Enemy, Asphyx, At the Gates, Ayreon, Behemoth, Belphegor, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, Bloodbath, Borknagar, Brainbug, Brainstorm, Brand New Sin, Breaking Benjamin, Brian Posehn, Caliban, Cannibal Corpse, Carnal Forge, Cataract, Children of Bodom, Chimaira, Coal Chamber, Cradle of Filth, Crowbar, Cryptopsy, The Cure, Custard, Da Rude, Daath, Damageplan, Dane Cook, Danzig, Dark Tranquility, Darkane, Darkthrone, Dark Funeral, David Draiman, Deadstar Assembly, Deadsy, Death, Death Angel, Deathstars, Demons & Wizards, DevilDriver, Devin Townsend, Dio, Dir En Grey, Disturbed, Divine Empire, DJ Starscream, DJ Tiesto, Dragonforce, Dragonland, Dragonlord, Dream Evil, Drowning Pool, Edguy, Ectomorf, Emperor, Ensiferum, Epica, Exodus, EyeHateGod, Eyes of Fire, Fear Factory, The Forsaken, The Gathering, Glassjaw, Gloomy Grim, God Among Insects, God Dethroned, God Forbid, Gorgoroth, Gorguts, The Gorillaz, GWAR, Hammerfall, The Haunted, Helloween, Hypocrisy, Iced Earth, Ikonoklast, Ill Nino, Immolation, Immortal, In Flames, Infected Mushroom, Internal Bleeding, Into Eternity, Iron Maiden, Jay Gordon, Jungle Rot, Kamelot, Karl Sanders, Kittie, KMFDM, Korn, The Kristet Utseende, Kylesa, Lacuna Coil, Lamb of God, Luca Turilli’s Dreamquest, Mankind is Obsolete, Manowar, Marilyn Manson, Mastadon, Megadeth, Merauder, Mercury Tide, Mercyful Fate, Meshuggah, Metal Church, Metallica, Midnight Syndicate, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, MNEMIC, Moonspell, Morbid Angel, Motograter, Mudvayne, Murderdolls, Naglfar, Napalm Death, Nebula, Nevermore, Nightrage, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, The Offspring, Oomph!, Opeth, Orgy, Orphaned Land, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Psychostick, Queensryche, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Raunchy, Rhapsody, Rob Zombie, Samael, Satyricon, Scar Symmetry, Scott Reeder, Sentenced, Sepultura, Six Feet Under, Slayer, Slipknot, SOiL, Soilwork, Sonata Arctica, Soulfly, Static-X, Strapping Young Lad, Stratovarius, Strigoi, Superjoint Ritual, Sworn Enemy, System Of A Down, Testament, Therion, The Black Dahlia Murder, To My Surprise, Tool, Type O Negative, Unearth, Vintersorg, Vital Remains, Vituperation, Watch Them Die, Wayne Static, Weird Al Yankovic, White Zombie, Withered Earth, Within Temptation, Wumpscut, Yngwie Malmsteen, Zakk Wylde, Zao, Zeromancer.
I think that’s just about it right now.

Movies:

Anything Horror-related. Zombie-thrillers especially Resident Evil. Comedies and spoofs. The Mummy.

Television:

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Fucking Metalocalypse the best show ever besides South Park Courage the Cowardly Dog and Scooby Doo.

Books:

An assortment of weird shit.

Heroes:

The people who can and want to actually call themselves my friends...I'm a pretty shitty person...Thanks for sticking around.

My Blog

so that trip was happy for the most part

arch enemy kicked balls obviously it was a great concert.  blah blah blah its like 3 am i am fucking exhausted so i will keep this short. angela is a metal goddess and she signed my chest an...
Posted by Karla Renee on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:43:00 PST

To my supposed friends...

one day you will look back and wonder why in the fuck you never listened to anything that came out of my mouth. no, there was no way i could share any wisdom. there was no way i could help any of you ...
Posted by Karla Renee on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:10:00 PST

The three instances where genocide happens to be okay.

1. Black Widow Spiders. 2. Corporate Assholes. 3. Rock Band the video game. That is all.
Posted by Karla Renee on Tue, 13 May 2008 07:12:00 PST

Update on Karla’s life

I'm actually happy. That is all you need to know. Unless you read my Melo blog you won't get anymore information than that.
Posted by Karla Renee on Mon, 05 May 2008 05:51:00 PST

What in the motherfuck?

Why is everyone telling me Happy Birthday?!?! It's not my birthday, you stupid fucking retards!! That was like four months ago, ding dongs! Get with the program!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Karla Renee on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:43:00 PST

We

All live as subject to questioning Lies, Endure pain, Wish for revenge. Some, just want more. Want that glass of life to be filled once more. Because for some of us, the usual pleasures of life don't ...
Posted by Karla Renee on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:31:00 PST

I think I’ll call this one ’Deadly Silence’

Deadly Silence, The snow falls as I eye you, Our arena, empty Just you and me The flakes stick to my eyelashes Though it won't hinder my view It just sets the mood My knuckles cracking in the cold Bou...
Posted by Karla Renee on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:10:00 PST

I love my fucking tattoo

Even though I keep randomly bursting into tears throughout the day I am pretty happy with my first tattoo. It's fucking amazing, I wouldn't have it any other way. I'll put up a picture of it for y'all...
Posted by Karla Renee on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:53:00 PST

Shock sets in finally

Awake for more than like 30 hours. Single for fourteen.The shock, that which we have named the JHFOS, is starting to settle in after the turn of events this morning around 4:30 because I was apparentl...
Posted by Karla Renee on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:50:00 PST

I love being right.

It happened...funny thing is, it happened EXACTLY how it did in the dream. Lkie it always does. It always happens like that in the dream. Single. Fuck. Unloved. Whatever....
Posted by Karla Renee on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:19:00 PST