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Name: Michael "Stretch"
Birthday: April 16th The day after taxes
Birthplace: Manchester CT
Current Location: Saegertown,PA
Eye Color: Brimsy brown
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: Polish-American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers, first ones I grabbed on my way out the door to the station
Your Weakness: Beautiful women with captivating eyes.
Your Fears: Being the only one awake during a thunderstorm at night
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a car so I can stop riding the motorcycle to work when it starts to snow.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "GE2FE" grinning ear to friggin ear
Thoughts First Waking Up: "OH shit!!!!! am I late for work????"
Your Best Physical Feature: Some say my lips, others say my butt. I dunno, I have to use a mirror to see either one.
Your Bedtime: When I crawl into bed. I work both second and third shifts, and am active on my local firedepartment, so it depends on when I can get to bed.
Your Most Missed Memory: My lil fuzzy monster. I had to put her down a few years back.
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI. i used to work for Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's all the way. Long live the McRib.
Single or Group Dates: Single. Much rather be one-on-one. Focus all my energy on one person.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, never did like the stuff.
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE... but if it's ice cream...MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, it's been a few years since my last cup of coffee, but when I did it was always regular with sugar.
Do you Smoke: Yep, more than I should.
Do you Swear: HELL YA....
Do you Sing: NOPE, I couldn't carry a tune in a friggin dumptruck.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, depending on what the fire call was I may even shower more than that.
Have you Been in Love: Yes I have, and I would love to be again.
Do you want to go to College: I have been to college, but I would love an oppertunity to go back and finish my degree.
Do you want to get Married: I have been married, but yes, I would relish the idea of getting married again someday.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can do anything I set my mind to do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Actually, I did today in the back of the ambulance. Didn't chuck, but my budda wasn't too happy with me.
Do you think you are Attractive: Ya..ok...Whatever.
Are you a Health Freak: HELL NO!!! I eat red meat, barely cooked bacon, I smoke, I drink, and I drive too fast.
Do you get along with your Parents: If I did I woulda moved back home a while ago.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if they are during the day, or I got someone dear to me to curl up with during one at night.
Do you play an Instrument: Not in a long many years, but I used to play the guitar, drums, and for a while in grade school the flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes I have. I had two beers last wednesday at the firehall after our weekly meeting.
In the past month have you Smoked: In the past hour have I smoked....geez.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NOPE. I honestly couldn't remember when the last time I did any type of drug. That's including Ibuprofen.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope. been to work, home, firehall, home, work, and firehall.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: MALL???? Those things still exist??? I get most of what I need on EBAY.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO, but it really sounds good right now.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: In the past 33 years have I eaten sushi??? NOOOOooo.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. It's actually laughable to ask me that question.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, I would have to be involved with someone first to be dumped.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I just might jump in the creek tonight.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope. Well maybe a few hearts here and there.
Ever been Drunk: Ever????? UM.... YA you could say that, just about everyone that knew me in college saw me that way at least three times.
Ever been called a Tease: Called a tease????? No, I don't think so.
Ever been Beaten up: Ya once. This fire truck hit me in the face with a ladder this one day in college.
Ever Shoplifted: No...well, not intentionally.
How do you want to Die: WELL LOVED and saving someones life.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Who says I hafta grow up?!?!?!
What country would you most like to Visit: I would love to go back to Germany someday, or visit Ireland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, brown, hazel.... doesn't really matter to me.
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette, or Redhead
Short or Long Hair: At least collar length
Height: Little shorter than me, a little taller than me, same height as me. doesn't really matter.
Weight: Don't really matter, I like curves.
Best Clothing Style: Casual, but cleans up well for a night on the town.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Are we talking illegal drugs, or perscription drugs, or everything in general classified as a drug????
Number of CDs I own: over 300, i never really counted them.
Number of Piercings: 2. both in my ear, but they have closed up a while ago from not being used.
Number of Tattoos: none.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2, not finishing my degree, and not telling her how I really felt.
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[Marital Status] Divorced
[Shoe size] 10 1/2 W
[Parents still together] Nope got divorced when I was 13
[Siblings] 1 older sister, 1 younger brother
[Pets] I had to put my dog down August 1st 2003
FAVORITES
[Color] Purple
[Number] 173
[Animal] Wolf
[Drinks] Budweiser or kamikasi
[Soda] Mountain dew
[Book] Any Dean Koontz novel I can get my hands on
[Flower] Roses
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Brown
[Twirl your hair?] Not enough there to twirl
[Have tattoos?] Nope
[Have Piercings?] Two in my ear, but I think they may have closed up by now.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Nope, Always was a good student
[Drink/Smoke?] Both. I have 1 or two beers at the firehouse after meetings, and I smoke far too much.
[Like roller coasters?] HELL YA. One of the best coasters I have ever been on was the Black Widow at Riverside park in Agawam, MA.
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] YA, kinda wishing I was living back home in New England.
[Want more piercings?] Nope, don't use the ones I got.
[Like cleaning?] I'm a guy, and I live alone... what do you think????
[Write in cursive or print?] Write???? print???? cursive????? I send e-mails... geez get with the 21st century
[Own a web cam?] Yep, sure do.
[Know how to drive?] that's debateable, but I have been on the road for the past 15 years or so.
[Own a cell phone?] Ya... like I said get with the century
[Ever get off the damn computer?] LOG OFF!?!?!?!?! WHAT BLASPHEMY !!!!!!
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] More than once... less than a thousand
[Considered a life of crime?] Well, not really, that is until you mentioned it.
[Considered being a hooker?] Nope, got the wrong type of equipment for that.
[Lied to someone?] I tried not to lie, makes life so much easier.
[Been in love?] YEP, more than once, but sadly less than a thousand times.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] NOPE. I much rather make out with someone I care deeply for than just someone I hang around with.
[Been in lust?] OOOHHHHHhhhhhhh yah.
[Used someone] No.... not that I can remember.
[Been used?] YES More than I care to think about.
[Been cheated on?] YES... see that whole divorced thing at the top....
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] NOPE. don't want it to happen to me, so why should I do it to some other guy??
[Stolen anything?] Maybe a few hearts.
[Held a gun] Held, shot, cleaned, own a few.
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] My work "uniform".. navy blue suit, black dress shoes, white dress shirt and blue silk necktie in a full Winsor knot.
[Current mood] Tired... haven't been sleeping very well the past few days. I've been lucky to get 5 hours straight before "BING" okay...I'am up.
[Current taste] kinda wore out
[What you currently smell like] Drakkar noir, speed stick pit stuff, colgate, faint wiff of cigarette smoke.
[Current hair] close cropped.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Working on repairs to my "new" winter ride. something about ZERO degrees and FEET of snow on the gound will force me off the motorcycle.
[Current cd in stereo] Trance : Xperience.
[Last book you read] Travels with charlie by john stienbeck
[Last movie you saw] In the movie theatre : Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
On DVD : Enemy at the gates

[Last thing you ate] three double cheese burgers from McDonald's and two small fries
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My boss
[Do drugs?] NOPE. Got no use for 'em, or anyone who does 'em
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Only Human arogance would think that this is the only planet in all the galexies which would be able to produce a sentient lifeform.
Remember your first love?] With a little effort.
[Still love him/her?] No, I think having your heart handed to you while it was still beating kinda kills that whole forever thing.
[Read the newspaper?] Funnies, and want ads. Anything else I need to know I can get from FOXNEWS network at work.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yep, sure do.
[Believe in miracles?] Absolutely. If I didn't I wouldn't be looking to find true love.
[Do well in school?] Yes, yes I did. Right up until my second year in college.
[Wear hats] Only my fire helmet, or my motorcycle helmet. Well there is of course the blaze orange hats for hunting season, but....
[Hate yourself?] no. not to much today.
[Have an obsession?] Yes, to pull myself up out of the rut I currently find myself in.
[Collect anything?] Yah, old US coins, Magic : the gathering cards, music CDS.
[Have a best friend?] YES I do. Everyone does, just not everyone has a true friend.
[Close friends?] There are a few people I would and do trust my life with.
[Like your handwriting?] NOPE, that's why I e-mail.
[Care about looks] NO, it may be what gets me to walk across the bar to talk to her, but it's what she says when I get there that keeps me there.
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Robin
[First kiss] Cheri, but if i remember correctly we did more than just kiss.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Love???? maybe not love, but definately lust.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] YES I DO, and I keep up the search for her every day I get outta bed.
[Are you a tease?] NOPE. I don't make offers I ain't willing to see thru.
[Too shy to make the first move?] ABSOLUTELY. There have been a few I was too shy to say anything to.
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Ya, but of simple things. Good job, Running bike, great girl to spend my free time with.
[Bitch/Asshole] OH I AM DEFINATELY AN ASSHOLE.
[sarcastic] WHAT DO YOU THINK????
[Angel] NOPE, the horns keep growing back to quick after I file them down
[Devil] See above...
[Shy] OH YA. I can't remember the last time I spoke to a pretty woman other than it being job related.
[Talkative] Once you get me started, watch out. You would get me to shut up....ever.

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I'd like to meet:


What kind of muscle car are you?


1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!I would just like to meet someone who loves me like I will love them... COMPLETELY.
I come to you a bit damaged and somewhat scuffed from shipping, but definately well worth the value, because I have so much to offer if just given the chance. I am Definately not in Mint just out of the box condition, however if you can get past my flaws I promise to give you many years of happiness and love.

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Music:

I like all sorts of different types of music. my tastes run from country to metal. Some of the bands that find themselves amonug my favorites are: Metallica, Alice Cooper, Led Zepplin, Aerosmith, Kenny Chesney, Alan Jackson, Wade Hayes, Reba McEntire, Blood Hound Gang, Korn, NOFX, and Dido.Music is an important part of my life. I love to sit back in my chair and just relax to a few hours of good music. what constitues good music depends on what mood I am in that day. It could be that I load up the CD player with metal if I had a bad day, or just want to work something out in my head; or I could pack it full of country and just kick back and mellow.

Movies:

I like all kids of movies. my favorites are the ones that you can cuddle up with someone and watch on the couch.

Television:

I usually am to busy to watch TV, but when I do getta chance to relax and kill a few brain cells, I like to tune into "that 70's show"; "Law and Order"; "ER"; and "South Park".Ok, I am a true child of the 80's. I used to love watching those old cheesy shows. you remeber the ones I mean, but won't admit to liking them at the time either. Miami Vice, Knight Rider, Macgyver, Ren & Stimpy...etc.

Books:

I love to sit down with a good Dean Koontz novel. if you loan me one I may take a fews days to get it back to you, but that will be because it took me that long to read it.Some of the other authors I enjoy reading or re-reading are: Shakespeare; Charles Dickens; Rush Limbaugh

My Blog

my new years RANT

First off, lemme just say if the rest of the year is going to be ANY thing like my drive into work tonight, I'm going back to bed, and not coming out until 2009 !!! Okay, i't winter, and I expect ther...
Posted by Stretch on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:47:00 PST

the day from hell !!!!!

OH MY GOD !!!!!! I am so glad that today is finally over... workwise that is. This has got to be one of the worst days I have yet spent at the Holiday Inn in the past two years of working there. ...
Posted by Stretch on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:11:00 PST

MY "OLD" BLAZER

a good friend of mine asked me recently what ever happened to my blazer.  well if a picture is worth a thousand words........ "nough said????...
Posted by Stretch on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:39:00 PST

ATTENTION ALL TRAVELLERS !!!

OK, here's my newest rant. As many of my friends know I work for a small hotel (67 rooms) near where I live.  I have worked at other hotels in the same chain that were a bit bigger (253 in K...
Posted by Stretch on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

It must be a PA thing

Okay I lived and grew up in CT and MA.  I drove on the sreets there for quite a few years.  I know that the raods are twisty and have a lot of turns and in the winter time you have to go slo...
Posted by Stretch on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 12:18:00 PST

it may be my job to help you, but I don't have to like you.

Is there anyone else in the customer service area who have noticed that people today think that just because I have to smile and help you at work that I honestly give a flying crap about their life?&n...
Posted by Stretch on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 03:48:00 PST