ModMySpace Profile Customizerabout me....well for anyone that doesnt already know me im more than a lil crazy at times, I like to laugh uncontrollably and try to make everyone else do the same. Drinkin is fun.....and i also like tennis. Somethin i jus read that I thought was pretty damn good lol :Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever
is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until
you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.And Remember ?
A good friend will help you move...
A REALLY good friend will help you move a body...
Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel...
