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You are Beer
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Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
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Myspace Backgrounds Beer, books, music, beer, movies, politics, beer, comedy shows, and of course my true passion BEER.

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How about you.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Desert Eagle .50
Your Favorite Target: Goths
Your Kill Count: 1,983,330,588
Your Battle Cry: "My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 39
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $67,434,678,129,793
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Music:

. MySpace Comments Favorite bands KORN, Staind, Flyleaf (get the album it's fucking awesome), and from there I start listening to some pretty odd stuff... You want to know more, you need to ask.
At your ten year high school reunion... by robbiewriter
Your school name
Your name
Your job will be Cult Leader
You will be worth $748,838
Everyone will think you cry yourself to sleep at night

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In your eyes, people can't seem to see anything
because your eyes are covered up by tears! You
are constantly hurt and depressed... No one
seems to understand how you feel because
everyone is scared to get close to you... You
long to be able to reach out and tell someone
everything, and all of your problems... But you
have no one to tell, or they just don't seem to
want to hear what you have to say. You've been
hurt many times that you don't seem to have any
tears left to shed, or if you do, they're an
endless river flowing... You've started to hide
and bottle up all or your problems and
feelings, hoping that maybe they just will go
away... You want company, but at the same time,
you're scared of it. Your sanctuary is your
room where you can just be alone and try to
throw away all of your aching pains. You're
dark and mysterious and people like you for
that reason. Even if you think you're all by
yourself in the dark, someone is always there
with you. Your special someone wants to admit
and show their feelings towards you, but
they're afraid of how you'll take it. Get out
more and enjoy life because, it is far too long
to frown your way through :)
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Television:


Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Books:

I am 21% Idiot.
. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
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What is a good quote for you? by grlinterupted
Name
Color
Say what?? "You know what your problem is?-Your Stupid!"

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Heroes:

First and foremost Chris R... No Idea how he puts up with the two of them. He must be a fucking SAINT! And of course the guy that invented Beer!

My Blog

Too Awake

These thoughts that I have, these feelings I feel That blood that I bleed, those tears that I shed The passion that I hold, that hate that I show The wrists I saw slit, the pain I could not help The h...
Posted by Not the man you think on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:56:00 PST

Fucking Tired

I've looked in this mirror one to many times, and all that I can see is eyes glaring back that don't seem to be me. My mind will wander and wonder when I stopped being and when I become a sad miscrean...
Posted by Not the man you think on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:26:00 PST

Part Two

(ok, so part one was kind of hampered by spelling issues due to the alcohol, so tonight I've only had one drink so lets see if this goes smoother)       From the first time th...
Posted by Not the man you think on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:46:00 PST

Part 1

   She sat alone in the grass sobing tears of sorrow that stained the blades beneath her. Her eyes gazed across the gather crowd as though she was scanning for familiarity. I couldn't figure...
Posted by Not the man you think on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:33:00 PST

What's Your Price?

As the dementia set in at 5:40 AM I had the pleasure of talking to a very close friend, that knows how truly fucked up I am. (yay Kristin, thanks for supporting my mental issues) The conversation star...
Posted by Not the man you think on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 08:14:00 PST

The way it is

Her radiance I could never dream to match. A single look in her eyes and a faint flight can I feel. It's glances in her eyes that cause me to fall apart. People tell me of her beauty, yet I can't get ...
Posted by Not the man you think on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 12:00:00 PST

Who is he?????

He's a must have, he's to be avoided. He's reckless, he's calm, he's calculating, and he's quick to act. He's brilliant and senseless, loving and heartless. He's a comedian, he's to serious, he's comp...
Posted by Not the man you think on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:36:00 PST

What can I say.

Another day, another message left behind. The questions that continue to be asked are near impossible to answer. How do you describe to others what you can't even explain to yourself. When you close ...
Posted by Not the man you think on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:23:00 PST

Oh god, never again...

I am here to make a promise to everyone... I will not ever go to LA alone again... Why you ask, because I need someone there to make fun of the douchebags that hang out in LA with me. If I have to hea...
Posted by Not the man you think on Wed, 17 May 2006 08:35:00 PST

Hello from Cali

So I sit on the floor in my bedroom in my apartment. And all that I can think of is did I make the right decision. Should I have moved across the entire country for work. My sometimes on and sometimes...
Posted by Not the man you think on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:54:00 PST