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About Me

Steve-O is a true Renaissance Man, and by Renaissance I mean like, Caravaggio's Rennaissance where you drift around, get kicked out of one city-state for killing an officer, get arrested somewhere else for killing a horse, paint nude little boys for a wealthy cardinal, rob him, strangle a tennis partner in Rome, get stabbed in Naples. You know, that kinda Renaissance, man. - Patrick R.
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Steve Carl Olesen's Aliases
Your movie star name: Heroin James
Your fashion designer name is Steve Copenhagen
Your socialite name is Hawaii Steve-o Brooklyn
Your fly girl / guy name is S Ole
Your detective name is Chazwuzzer Dana
Your barfly name is Potato Skins Jagermeister
Your soap opera name is Carl Mesa Vista
Your rock star name is Peanut Butter Cups Lazer Beam
Your Star Wars name is Sterus Olesuz
Your punk rock band name is The Tranquil Urinal Cake The Amazing Meganame Generator

My Interests

gouging out my own eye for wisdom, riding slepnir, drinkin meade, ragnarok, valkeries, and playing with mjollnir.

I'd like to meet:

Thor, obi-wan Kenobi, Leadbelly, Rasputin, Merlin, Beowulf, Gil-gamesh, Count Grishnahk, and hot chicks with Hitler mustaches.

Music:

Burzum & Morrissey & Gram Parsons & The Velvet Underground & Bill Withers & Jorge Ben & The Band & Jawbreaker& Iron Maiden & Hank Williams & Irma Thomas & The Sonics & Lee Hazlewood & Dear Hearts

Movies:

Excalibur & Friday. Horror movies. Heat shreds pretty hard. Big Trouble in Little China. Glory. Platoon. Band Of Brothers (I know it's really a mini-series but it's still good). Clint Eastwood. Kurosawa/Mifune flicks. Anything with Lee Marvin. Herzog. Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Conan the Barbarian and other nerdy garbage. Kung Fu flicks. Spike Lee's joints like Malcom X and the 25th hour. Harold & Maude, The Godfather, Mean Streets, The 5 Obstructions, Transformers the movie(1986), blah blah blah, and so on.

Television:

the OC, SVU, and other acronym shows, but i'm not into CSI. TNT for my Law & Order marathons. The Wire. The Sopranos. Oz. The Twilight Zone. Branded. El Gordo y La Flaca. Jeopardy. METALOCALYPSE. Anything with Bobby Flay or Alton Brown. History Channel.

Books:

the Dark Knight Returns,The Autobiography of Malcom X, Confeterates in the attic, Borstal Boy, The Game, The Dirt, lords of chaos, Cosmic Banditos, The Westies, Underboss, Paddy Whacked, Mafia Dynasty and other true crime mafia books, Jane Austen by Emma, Tim Pat Coogan, Chuck Klosterman, Hesse, Vonnegut, Murakami, Bukowski, Fante, Ellroy, and Hunter S. Thompson (RIP)

Heroes:

Asgard and valhalla are full of heroes

POGUES THE lyrics

My Blog

Chonies

After about two decades of loyal friendship, i changed up the type of underwear I wear this week. Boxers were a good friend to me, and briefs were something silly old men and (oddly enough) cute girls...
Posted by Steve-O on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:39:00 PST

A letter to Los Angeles

Dear Los Angeles, Although I have lived near you the vast majority of my life, I have never liked you all that much. I have always found the cities of San Francisco and New York far more alluring. You...
Posted by Steve-O on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:06:00 PST

Alex and I have a new list

a list of things to hide in a hollowed out bible. shapes are fun (see shawshank, etc.)1. a slightly smaller bible2. a thermos3. one viagra pill4. the ho...
Posted by Steve-O on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:36:00 PST