daytime tv sucks |
So now that im living in a house with no cable im forced to watch network tv during the day. WOW there is nothing on ever... Yay, news at 11 and 12. followed by a godawful Geraldo.&n... Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:07:00 GMT |
Where the heck is my eyebrow? |
Well well well. What did i just have done to me? Oh wait, i just got half of my chest, one armpit and one eyebrow waxed off. Not only that but it was in front of about 300 drunk peop... Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:55:00 GMT |
Guess why my liver hurts |
My liver is kicking me right now. I cant blame it though, i did have a nice 5 day bender last week. Thats all thanks to Jose's birthday. It all started on Tuesday at about 4:30... Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 23:08:00 GMT |
employee evaluations |
For everyone who has ever received or given an evaluation, just remember, it could have beenworse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations...1. "Since my... Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 19:01:00 GMT |
Why did I go out again? |
So, my roommate TJ says to me last night "Lets go out and get loaded" and i replied "no i shouldn't". But what did i do? My dumb ass went out and got comepletly loaded. Not just at a bar, ... Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 16:08:00 GMT |