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About Me


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PRIVATE PROFILES ARE FOR PUSSIES.
You know who is in charge. don't make me say it again. this little girl really is 'bout to break the market open. no there is no weak beats cause you know what I'm about. recorded changes fuckin' beats cuz all we're hearing is crap. i've been around around in these clubs. wanna know what I found? this poppy dance crap wannabe overground. but this is 2006 so listen all you suckers. we grew up on hearing rap and not you fake ass rockers. now us girls are fed up of all you wannabes. you've got your hat on the side and you talk like a G. but wearing all these phat clothes doesn't make you a pimp. i'm gonna tell you straight up what this bullshit means. you're wearing your pants down. its dangling off your ass. is it because you grab your ankles for a VIP pass?
I'm anti bags-from-the-grocery & I make plans to break plans
I talk about you because you concern me, not because im jealous
not all my jokes have truth behind them
I don't date because the dating game in highschool is not for me and is a waste of time. there are some things I avoid (or at least try) because I know I'd get hooked on it once I start.
my only source of meat (not protein) is seafood (also known as a pescetarian. every now and then i'll be a vegetarian because my mom is a cow. NOT for dieting purposes. NOT because it's cool/for the trend.
I have major issues with self-image, but I already made my promises.
religion is only religion when you make it. whatever you believe in, it should be a lifestyle.
I need to learn how to surround myself with the right people.
URBAN OUTFITTERS, H&M, BRITEX FABRICS, FOREVER 21, thrifties and home-made ♥
my g-ma told me I had a nice butt and nice legs. I love her.
I'm lazy.
I like big round butts, photography & jewerly. (no outfit is ever complete without it.) not so much clothing/fashion. that industry makes girls cry.
LEGIT FOLKS=YOU BRING THE BEST OUT IN ME, YOU'RE HIP.
who has woe? who has sorrow? who has strife? who has complaints? who has needless bruises? who has bloodshot eyes? those who linger over wine, who go to sample bowls of mixed wine. do not gaze at when it is red, when it sparkes in the cup, when it goes down smoothy! in the end it bites like a snake and poisons like a viper. your eyes will see strange sights and your mind imagine confusing things. you will be like one sleeping on the high seas, lying on top of the rigging. "they hit me," you will say, "but i'm not hurt!" they beat me, but i don't feel it! when will i wake up so i can find another drink?" ...An honest answer is like a kiss on the lips.
"It's so simple, that's why it's so complicated."
"You ain't livin 'til you're ready to die"
BEFORE THE STUPID TREND:
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/19/2005
Band Members:

my future butt

my future hand/ink

future bella

Influences: TOP(NO ORDER): feist. imogen heap/froufrou.D&G
g-mah, g-pop
acceptance (RIP)
a change of pace
alesana
[old] as cities burn
birthday massacre
bleach
bled, the
breathe carolina
brokencyde
capistrano(RIP)
catherine
circa survive
copeland
culture beat
cobra starships
dance gavin dance
devil wears prada
dj tiesto
dr arcula
drop dead goregous
eisley
emanuel
emery
fall of troy, the
fitness, the
grace gale (RIP)
heavyheavylowlow
he is legend
honorary title, the
hush sound
i killed the prom queen (RIP)
jakalope
job for a cowboy
kill paradise
L.A.X.
lismore
LUPE FIASCO
make amends (RIP)
metro station
memphis may fire
new young pony club
oh, sleeper
playradioplay
sleeping giant
sounds, the
teenagers, the
UFFIE
[old] underoath
vanessa carlton
indie, indie, indie, experimental.

VANESSA CARLTON
100% legit, respectable, talented.
Sounds Like: the sound of sucking lips, a twist and a beat while i prostitute your hair. ima trip you out when you look in the mirror. your teeth will fall out and you'll go home thinking your V got L
Type of Label: None

My Blog

stop asking me how i attend two different schools. just read this.

everyones been asking me how it works and i get REALLY sick of repeating myself so READ IT. i go to Freestyle in the morning at nine and take Lit/Social/Politics, Web/Audio and Design(Photography) cla...
Posted by LADY UNICORN[is in charge] © on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:12:00 PST