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kELLy P...nOpE cAnT dO iT LiKe mE

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I've got like 50 different personalities so its kinda difficult to describe myself real talk lol just hit me up and you'll see Mike da Bike Giggin LikE yiKeS!!!

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My Interests

I don't want her yolks i want all her federal reserve notes LMAO u already kno wat it do

I'd like to meet:

Real people that are actually about something. Please don't hit me up if you aint about nothing.%D%A too! man morris day gets off he is like thee jerk 4realz ha get up on him mayn! A real dude... R.I.P

Music:

mac dre to da fullest and mostly everything from da bay 4realz.I'm real versitile tho i listen to everything from Bjork to Mac Dre.

Movies:

Little Shop of Horrors and Spongebob The Movie! Psh and ofcourse Napoleon Dynamite!

Television:

im a big fan of seinfeld believe it or not spongebob law and order avatar teen titans anything on comedy central family guy american dad robot chicken martin mystery anything on the history channel! yeah im really starting to like nip tuck oh yeah and i like will and grace and ofcourse golden girls greys anatomy oh my god zappa mikey is so hilarious u guys gotta watch it

Books:

I'm already filled with knowledge... ok ok ok i haven't been to the biblioteca in like months!

Heroes:

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My Blog

I BETTA HAVE MESSED UP ON MY TAX RETURNS!!!!

i fucked up on my tax returns like an idiot bofidiot and yes i am pissed!!!! i told my mom to help me but nooooooooooooo i knew i shoulda just took it to the old lady at h and r block but they charge ...
Posted by kELLy P...nOpE cAnT dO iT LiKe mE on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:04:00 PST

stupid pink chocolate phone

yes its damn near 2am and i am extremely pissed. my stupid pink chocolate phone decided it wanted to be a tough guy and the screen turns completely white. i mean WTF who does that?!?! i have to be to ...
Posted by kELLy P...nOpE cAnT dO iT LiKe mE on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 02:02:00 PST

boy i tell ya

it's been a menthol since i wrote in this bitch but my motto is still da same " fuck niggas get money" type shit you feel me? this month has been sort of an eye opener for me tho. i was sittin back th...
Posted by kELLy P...nOpE cAnT dO iT LiKe mE on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:23:00 PST

hyphy 07

so i found out the federation and mistah f.a.b is bout to be at mysteres..... lol in san diego...... so u already kno the biz. ha my mind is made up i surely will be attendin u already kno its gonna b...
Posted by kELLy P...nOpE cAnT dO iT LiKe mE on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:08:00 PST

REAL CHOP!

i know i aint the first or the last bitch to say this shit but 4realz $$$FUCK NIGGAS GET MONEY$$$ they all out here tryin to feed us the same lame game that they just sold to the last bitch ya kno? co...
Posted by kELLy P...nOpE cAnT dO iT LiKe mE on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:24:00 PST

anotha fallen THIZZ soldier... T.I.P Ca$H

damn damn another fallen thizz soldier but the pill gone live on you feel me THIZZ OR DIE no matter what. damn.... that shit is crazy. i was just bumpin money gang yesterday..... meko i pray for ...
Posted by kELLy P...nOpE cAnT dO iT LiKe mE on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:43:00 PST

3-20-07 the daily

Things are never what they seem. I like it that way.... or atleast when it comes to me. Everybody knows about my obsession with money... but do they know what I would do just to have alotta cake in m...
Posted by kELLy P...nOpE cAnT dO iT LiKe mE on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:56:00 PST

2 da beeziez who forgot my bday o yea and other shit

to all you so called true cutties dat forgot my birthday yes im still on some fuck you type shit. i always/was the one to text you or call you on your birthday before 9am even hit and you know it. and...
Posted by kELLy P...nOpE cAnT dO iT LiKe mE on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:09:00 PST

STACKIN AGAIN

ya'll knew i couldn't b wit out my gouda for too long mayn lol wat chu thought this was?! yeahh im happy again haha! i love everyone! just make sure i stay fitted wit bennys and i'll b happy i swear &...
Posted by kELLy P...nOpE cAnT dO iT LiKe mE on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:11:00 PST

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

haha if u show ur passport in mysteres u get $3 off LMAO isn't that hilarious.... i think so haha i know so.
Posted by kELLy P...nOpE cAnT dO iT LiKe mE on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:41:00 PST