Hi. My name his Homer Jay Simpson. I have 2... i mean 3 kids. Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
Lisa is really smart, she once told me how many states are in the U.S.A.
I have a job at the Nucleaur Power Plant.
My old boss Mr. Burns and his gay friends Smithers are always on my back.
I enjoy laying back on the couch with twenty four cold fresh ones and if I run out of Beer, I go down to Moes and drink there. Lenny, Carl and Barney are always there too.
They are my best friends, I think.
My wife marge is great.
Having a wife is just like having your best friend living with you, except they let you touch their boobs!
I am about 5 11 and i lost 56 pounds in the last week, I only weigh 452 pounds now!
If u give me a dounut i will do a trick...I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4