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Homer

WHY YOU LITTLE...

About Me

Hi. My name his Homer Jay Simpson. I have 2... i mean 3 kids. Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Lisa is really smart, she once told me how many states are in the U.S.A. I have a job at the Nucleaur Power Plant. My old boss Mr. Burns and his gay friends Smithers are always on my back. I enjoy laying back on the couch with twenty four cold fresh ones and if I run out of Beer, I go down to Moes and drink there. Lenny, Carl and Barney are always there too. They are my best friends, I think. My wife marge is great. Having a wife is just like having your best friend living with you, except they let you touch their boobs! I am about 5 11 and i lost 56 pounds in the last week, I only weigh 452 pounds now! If u give me a dounut i will do a trick...I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Peter Griffin
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Television:

night boat

Books:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, books

Heroes:

If I say Pamela Anderson marge wil get mad...