North Jerz Ho née Amy K. profile picture

North Jerz Ho née Amy K.

About Me


Can't turn a ho into a ho-usewife. Hos don't act right.
I have large feet but this just makes my sneakers bigger, which I'm told is quite intimidating. Or just painful if I step on your foot. Sorry. I've been mistaken for many ethnicities not limited to but including Italian, Latin, Romanian, Arabic-speaking and Native American – the best one was "foreign." One love. I often talk with my hands when trying to make a point, but one might say I am vaguely Eastern European-looking.
If you want more, I spent my childhood in a restaurant (my family owned it, my mom didn't just leave me there by accident) but since then, few things can rival driving in my car to some hot beatz. My parents tell me that when I was a baby, I'd start dancing when the generic "featured presentation" music started before a movie. Aside from randomly learning to count in Spanish from Maria on "Sesame Street," my first word was "umbrella," and I don't think that strange child has ever grown up. Not all the way, anyway. I am allegedly some sort of newspaper reporter. People say I'm supposed to date boys (what?), yet so far the bigger-footed sex seems rather intimidated by my big feet or maybe just confused by my ethnic ambiguity, or maybe I have cooties. Eww. People also say sneakers aren't always acceptable footwear. To this I say pish posh.
In conclusion, though, I am a North Jerz ho. No, not that way.
I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other hos, of course. M.I.A., Mathieu Kassovitz, Mike Skinner. Also, a few people who like to insult me but make me laugh (it's all gravy, even sauce, yes).
Ohhh and .
I like meeting these people, among others, frequently:

And people who don't say they have to go to bed. I like those people.

My Blog

It’s been a while

"It's been a while." So annoying when people start things that way. I'm annoying and lazy and tired. My lazy ass has realized I've been on here just over two years now, my presence originally triggere...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:57:00 GMT

North Jerz Ho stays cold

New home for North Jerz Ho, peep that:Stay ColdMy debut there: Debunking the 'Ho' LexiconI still don't like the word blog. Blawg. Blog. Blawg. Ok. Thanks like whoa to Joe and co. for moving the ho to ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 18:03:00 GMT

'Far too overqualified,' me, really?

Why blank? Well it's because I need pages to fill, of course. Oh, me.Those of you who stay in touch know that the jobs I've pursued have not worked out since my last paper went under in December. Free...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:27:00 GMT

Lanky in '08

So yeah, we have this thing called Lanky in '08. It means we drop a few: out the middle, the side, the trunk, whatev. (Not my trunk because I've got white-girl ass already). Means even more gym mixtap...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 14:35:00 GMT

Russia '08/'09

Ok, we're plannin' a trip to the Motherland. Unless Putin gets all grumpy or something. 'Cause all I got so far is a matryoshka doll, some old photographs of relatives in fur hats and a Russian last n...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:23:00 GMT

I have an idea

Granted, not a stroke of genius or anything, but too frivolous to post on my other frivolous north jerz ho blawgthingie. Anyway, my thought is that I would very much like to have an Aqua Teen Hunger F...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:07:00 GMT

North Jerz Ho

North Jerz Ho
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 00:56:00 GMT

Pictures

community.webshots.com/user/amy_k... so you can see yourself all tips' or not-so-tips' along with my random pictures of sneakers, light fixtures and streets. OK? k!
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 21:08:00 GMT