HEY EVERYBODY! JESUS HAS BEEN "OUT OF THE COUNTRY" FOR A WHILE IN THE FUCKING "HOLY LAND" DOING RELIGIOUS SHIT...IT'S BEEN A DAM DECADE SINCE I'VE BEEN ABLE TO FUCKING LOG ON! THE PRISON GAURD....I MEAN THE FUCKING "TOUR GUIDE" WOULDN'T LET US...
BITCH.
SO IF YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LOGGED ON...
WELL...
THEN...
FUCK YOU.
ANYHOW! FOR THE REST OF YOU...JESUS WILL ANSWER YOUR EMAILS ONE BY ONE BECAUSE I FEEL SO FUCKING GUILTY AND SHIT (EVEN THOUGH I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE ASSAULTS...) FOR SPENDING SO MUCH TIME IN THE FUCKING "HOLY LAND"
DOING "GOOD SHIT" FOR PEOPLE...YOU KNOW...LIKE I DO.
ABOUT ME:
Funny (in a sad sort of way). Want to be around CHILDREN as much as possible.
I 'm a theme clown that'll do just about ANYTHING to make a buck. Weddings, Barmitzphas, any Churchy shit that you got going on...I'm your clown! I'm a damn funny Jesus and I'm GREAT with kids! Im an active member of NAMBLA (for those of you that don't know that's a group of guys that help alot of small boys).....ANYWAY I got a GREAT special "Birthday Package" that I offer to kids under 8! I "do the party or event" and then after the show.....give them all piggy-back rides and teach them how to play play "Hide the Pickle" !!! (it's a Christian Game that I learned in the Holy Land)
