I do funny tricks for money. If you take out the word funny from the previous sentence it is far more salacious. Now I'm just proud that I used the word salacious.In my real life and not the life I play on TV (commercials, public service announcements and numerous appearances on slightly popular cable TV shows) I live calmly with my wife (Moira Quirk) from Nickelodeon GUTS and GLOBAL GUTS. We have two kids and no pets unless you count the kids. Sometimes I wish we had dogs because kids are sticky and dogs are just fury. And then the dogs could lick the kids clean and they would be less sticky. I wish you all the best. Do not live your dream. If I did I'd be in a double wide selling bait.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Jilted Lovers of Celebrities. And Miranda July, Shane Carruth, Craig Brewster, John Dalh, Lisa Krueger, John Waters, David Lynch and others who I can't remember right now.
