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i'm weird. i'm predictably impulsive and a bit of a lone wolf at times. i'm critical.. but in an open minded way if that even makes any sense at all. i hate taking pictures involving me which is why most of them are outdated. my mom is a crazy cat lady and my grandmother thinks shes jewish even though she isnt. i work for the government for now. i drive a minivan. that pretty much covers it all but if you want to know more then keep reading.the only things i really learned in college is that i dont really belong in college and that i miss having pets.. randomness is key, i like odd things like walking around the food store late at night. i used to always remove the strings from hooded sweatshirts but now i keep them in because i like chewing on them. accidents seem to find me and ive got one of the most english sounding names you'll ever hear even though im dutch/german. i wish i had a lot of things that i dont like a sweet dolphin shaped bathroom rug or a real bag of wind from hurricane floydd. one day when i was fed up with working at the butterfly exhibit at the zoo and going to monmouth and having the family that i do i went to the recruiting station and joined the marines. my rationale was that if there are more people like me then the people unlike me wont ever have to worry about getting drafted someday. chances are, i make better sandwiches than you do because i used to get paid for it. if you ever want to be entertained, go shopping with me.. i tend to go on binge buying sprees and purchase way too many random things that a) i dont need or b) will break or are broken. for some reason, little obscure, minute things intrigue me and i like to figure everything out about and make sense of just about anything. i drink cheap vodka and monkey bay wine and dont have long hair like i do in any of my pictures anymore. i cant sing the alphabet backwards but i used to be able to. i liked pirates and mesh trucker hats before they were cool and if you take the time to look you will find all kinds of strange things in my car because i pretty much live in it. this thing is stupid. more fog all the time.