art on art |
my artstained upon my skinblack chalk onhandsfaceclothingfloor-but paper is what countsev-i-dent-a-lly-must add redlipsa heart into my art-some color that should be therea passion that I do not feel-I...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:42:00 GMT |
Wow, what else can I say? |
I woke up to the sound of my toilet exploding. I was waiting to hear the rush of water over the sides of the toilet that would inevitably cover my bathroom floor with nasty shit. When I didn't hear ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:13:00 GMT |
HungerArtist (continued), or: I'm Not Anorexic |
I always think of subtitles for things. So this blog could be "Hunger Artist (or food for thought)," "Hunger Artist (or: I'm not anorexic)" It reminds me of "Slaughterhous...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 14:47:00 GMT |
Hunger Artist (or food for though) |
It so happens that I do not enjoy Kafka. Paradoxically, perhaps, he is the author of one of my favorite short stories, called "A Hunger Artist."It follows the story of a man who is a professional fast...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:06:00 GMT |
Throwing Meat Cleavers |
Well, I am hopelessly bored with my own idea of packaging the dumbest ideas I've ever had into satirical biblical prose. However, I still think the original ideas are funny, so here goes it: My...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 13:16:00 GMT |
Crack |
Recently recieved divine Words of Wisdom:
When driving into DC at three in the morning with a loaded shotgun to purchase crack and 'seduce' prostitutes sounds like a good idea you know you have consum...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 22:20:00 GMT |
