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The Magnificent Stranger

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About Me

I am sooooooo cute!!!! That is a lie. And Thank You Chuck Norris!I love chocolate covered things!!!!!! I am a half Peruvian, half Puerto Rican dude. I like to watch movies and play in a band called Nooner at Nine. I fucking want to shit on president Bush and he sucks ass. I believe that Bruce Campbell rules and that there is only one true trilogy and that is the Evil Dead Trilogy. If you are a homophobe, a dick head, racist, macho fuck, or a egomaniac; you need a foot broken off inside your fat fucking ass. I am latino and from New Jersey. There is not much more to say. Wait, actually, I want to say that I believe that this world could be an alright place, but we have to be willing to kick the shit out of stupid assholes who like to kill and destroy lives just because they want fucking oil or to make much money at the expense of others' well being. So take this shit to the streets! Go fucking ape shit and just go crazy. Pretend that you are fucking Paddington bear and shit and that you're from darkest Peru and you need to get your fucking marmelade. Don't stop till that fucking belly is filled. Filled with fucking justice! Oh yeah, and I love women. They are the best. They smell so good and they don't suck ass and aren't dicks like dudes. I like to be surrounded by women because I have more fun with them. Women, you all fucking rule!

Oh yeah, and the women love me. YOU KNOW! ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George w. Bush so I could puch him in his small dick. Bruce Campbell so I could tell him that he is god. Piebald just because. Christopher Walken My Evil Twin so I could kick him in his face. Hitler, just as long as he is all behind this glass in hell and he's getting fucked by huge, fat, ham eating, people eating, demon chicks and I can laugh at him. So then he realizes that I am not Aryan and that I am alive and well and it all pisses him off and shit. Damn, would that be funny. Jimi Hendrix (No explanation needed) James Brown because he is the Godfather of soul who is black and he's pround and he's always on the good foot. Dick Cheney so I could piss on his bald ass head. Colin Powel so I could prove once and for all that he's the white devil. GOD I LOVE THIS FUCKING BABY!

My Blog

Marrige, yo!

I am engaged to be married.  Life is good.  You know kinda like drinking is fun, but it's more serious like a big biker guy.  So I guess marrige is like taking a pint of beer and sticki...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:26:00 GMT

NIghtmare Before Christmas 3D Baby!!!!

Fucking Nightmare Before Christmas 3D!!!  I fucking loved watching that movie.  Went to see it yesterday with my homies Dorothy and Big Ryan.  It was perfection.  I got see my favo...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:26:00 GMT

Here's an idea.

I have an idea.  I am pretty sure that is a great one.  So, here goes.  We should round up all the people that we do not like into a big group and handle our business.  What to do ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 14:13:00 GMT

Ain't Nothing Better

There ain't nothing better than a pitcher of beer, or for that matter a Twinkie.  But you know what I find the only thing to be pure in a world full of lies, drama, assholes, dick wads and b...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:02:00 GMT

Lyrics for Ninjas Vs. Pirates. Who Would Win?...Cyborgs.

Here are lyrics to the new song that you should check out on myspace by Nooner At Nine.   Thrown down The Staircase Will I see you, will this be your sacrifice Soldiers fading into darkness...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:38:00 GMT

No Stride Rite.

So yeah, taking the fall for a fucking thief of a boss sucks.  Just because I didn't watch my back and trusted my boss not to fuck me, I lost my job yesterday.  I was fired and they wanted m...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 06:46:00 GMT

Work, lights and fucking fighting.

I am getting paid to not work this weekend.  I want to punch everyone in the face cause this customer all was like, "You are helping two of us at the same time!"  Fuck off!  So anyway, ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:06:00 GMT

Mind Fuck and a Twinkie

Hello.  I have been up all night and it really sucks.  I am emmotional, I am bitchy and I am somewhat irrational.  I quit smoking and now it is very easy for me to get upset and pissed....
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 04:00:00 GMT

Driving!!!!

I am getting my license restored!!!!  I am sooooo excited and I will be sure to not fuck up and get it taken away again, for like waving my penis in public. (They can't take it away for that)&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 20:20:00 GMT

My book is done and here is another excerpt!!!!

Here is an installment from my book that I have finally finished.  I hope you enjoy and let me know what you think.   7 The girl to die for&seriously A.K.A. Devil Girl   I remember lo...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:13:00 GMT