Relative Cool |
It has often been remarked upon that the quality of "coolness" is entirely relative. It varies accross cultures, generations, and even among individual members of a single demographic, some say.... Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:21:00 GMT |
Tiger Money |
It's always sad when a young man is cut down in the prime of his life - less so, though, when he is savagely mauled to death by the captive tiger he had been taunting. Then there's somethin... Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:42:00 GMT |
- On Father's Day |
I was putting my daughter into her car seat this afternoon. We were leaving the grocery store where we'd been shopping for a Father's Day card. I'd just spen... Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 18:29:00 GMT |
. . . found a corpse |
True story. It's summer and I'm 13. Kevin and I are staying at some kind of campground-cum-resort outside Olympia. This is a long time ago, and I'm sure there's some retarded cul de ... Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 19:06:00 GMT |
Poor Rory. Poor me. |
Have you heard? Apparently, there is some very damning evidence that the NHL intentionally manipulated the tabulation of All Star votes cast by fans this year. The idea was to thwart the g... Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 19:29:00 GMT |
May Twenty-third |
The day before Bob Dylan's birthday is fast approaching. In preparation, I have updated my personal list of 100 favorite Dylan songs and picked up a new copy of The Times They Are A-Changing to ... Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 21:25:00 GMT |
A recent dream |
I had a dream, very recently.
In it, my wife and I were revisiting an inn in a very small town in Vermont where we once spent a few days of our honeymoon. As she slept, I was exploring th... Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:28:00 GMT |
Candiru Prank |
In my tribe, they circumsize at puberty. When you begin to show secondary male sex characteristics, usually around 12 or 13, they lead you down to this river with the rest of the boys your ... Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:25:00 GMT |
one last thing on Hedberg |
I used to say Mitch Hedberg died of a drug overdose - I still do, but I used to, too.
If you sense just a little hostility in that - you're okay. It's in there. I am a guy who liked Mitch.... Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 08:52:00 GMT |
Moment of Clarity |
I have a pet catfish. I was just sitting in the dining room watching him. He's laying in his log. Just laying there, doing nothing. Maybe waiting to be fed, but not in any hurr... Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 20:54:00 GMT |